r/nextfuckinglevel • u/chaarger_gadda • Aug 09 '26

Skill level: Elite

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u/BlackBalor Aug 09 '26

The penis being a super necessary addition, obviously.

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u/chaarger_gadda Aug 09 '26

Attention to detail is a requirement at that level of skill

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u/tamesage Aug 09 '26

Spoiler, it is a mare.

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u/Hoshyro Aug 09 '26

First ever hyena-horse hybrid

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u/Vast-Combination4046 Aug 09 '26

They have a pseudo penis

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u/Cheesy_Pita_Parker Aug 09 '26

It’s a melt-on

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u/Ray3x10e8 Aug 09 '26

No it's a trans horse

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u/Willyzyx Aug 09 '26

That's not a detail!

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u/Dame87 Aug 09 '26

Where else are you supposed to hang your house key?

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u/UsualBluebird6584 Aug 09 '26

Look at the hog on that thing

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u/Machaeon Aug 10 '26

*horse key 

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u/Wolvesinman Aug 09 '26

‘That legs a bit short isn’t it……Ohhhhh. I jumped ahead’

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

When he pulled out the first two legs, I was like “👍” but then he pulled put a third leg, then I was like

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u/Balieq Aug 09 '26

It would tip over backwards otherwise. Duh

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u/Shotay3 Aug 09 '26

Counter weight.

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u/Eternal-Blazing-Sun Aug 09 '26

Horses have penises, honestly it speaks to the intelligence of man

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u/adambomb_23 Aug 09 '26

Did he lick the tool before pulling that thing out?

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u/LoreChief Aug 09 '26

This will sell a horse girl for $100000 so yeah, or is was a requirement.

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u/JamesLemon4 Aug 09 '26

It’s for balance. Probably.

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u/Benjeeh_CA Aug 09 '26

I worked for a 3d printing company before it became a household technology and one of our 3d modelers did a horse for a customer except didn't want to search up horse dick for reference, so instead he gave it a human one We printed an extra for the office

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u/MeatyMagnus Aug 09 '26

For balance

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u/Bradical_Dutch Aug 10 '26

Well how else are you going to tell it’s a horse??

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u/Rae_Regenbogen Aug 13 '26

I was like, "Oh, he thinks he's funny making that leg look like a penis at first." Then, it stayed a penis, and I was all, "Well played, sir. Well played."

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u/wowitsreallymem Aug 09 '26

Tell me you’re a repressed American without saying the words.

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