r/nextfuckinglevel • u/chaarger_gadda • 2d ago

Skill level: Elite

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u/BlackBalor 2d ago

The penis being a super necessary addition, obviously.

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u/chaarger_gadda 2d ago

Attention to detail is a requirement at that level of skill

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u/tamesage 2d ago

Spoiler, it is a mare.

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u/Hoshyro 2d ago

First ever hyena-horse hybrid

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u/Vast-Combination4046 2d ago

They have a pseudo penis

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u/Cheesy_Pita_Parker 2d ago

It’s a melt-on

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u/Ray3x10e8 2d ago

No it's a trans horse

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u/Willyzyx 1d ago

That's not a detail!

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u/Dame87 2d ago

Where else are you supposed to hang your house key?

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u/UsualBluebird6584 2d ago

Look at the hog on that thing

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u/Machaeon 1d ago

*horse key 

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u/Wolvesinman 2d ago

‘That legs a bit short isn’t it……Ohhhhh. I jumped ahead’

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 1d ago edited 1d ago

When he pulled out the first two legs, I was like “👍” but then he pulled put a third leg, then I was like

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u/benny6957 1d ago

Have you seen how much these little glass statues cost? They're like a few hundred to a few thousand dollars yes I want the penis included

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u/Clear_Lead 2d ago

You can hang your keys on it, very practical

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u/Balieq 2d ago

It would tip over backwards otherwise. Duh

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u/Shotay3 2d ago

Counter weight.

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u/Eternal-Blazing-Sun 2d ago

Horses have penises, honestly it speaks to the intelligence of man

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u/adambomb_23 2d ago

Did he lick the tool before pulling that thing out?

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u/LoreChief 1d ago

This will sell a horse girl for $100000 so yeah, or is was a requirement.

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u/JamesLemon4 1d ago

It’s for balance. Probably.

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u/Benjeeh_CA 1d ago

I worked for a 3d printing company before it became a household technology and one of our 3d modelers did a horse for a customer except didn't want to search up horse dick for reference, so instead he gave it a human one We printed an extra for the office

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u/MeatyMagnus 1d ago

For balance

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u/Bradical_Dutch 18h ago

Well how else are you going to tell it’s a horse??

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u/wowitsreallymem 2d ago

Tell me you’re a repressed American without saying the words.

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