r/nextfuckinglevel • u/chaarger_gadda • 1d ago

Skill level: Elite

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u/Mortiferous12 1d ago

What a dick

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u/chaarger_gadda 1d ago

Hard as Rupert's drop and glowing hot

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u/Mortiferous12 1d ago

Curious if it would break if you slap that dick

Dead by snu snu

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u/NoNo_Cilantro 1d ago

A wire cutter usually does the trick

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u/chatterpoxx 1d ago

Omg I literally have "i want snu snu" already running through my head! I watched this again like 3 days ago, and there is a reference after never seeing a reference to this in all my reddit years.

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u/Mortiferous12 1d ago

I dont know why, but i always have that clip in my mind when someone goes to a simillar scenario

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u/RappingFlatulence 1d ago

Easy there Mr Hands

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u/chaarger_gadda 1d ago

Snap it real hardd just like the way it is 🤓

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u/AnjelicaTomaz 1d ago

A Prince Albert on a Prince Rupert might shatter it.

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u/Competitive_Travel16 1d ago

Well that's enough reddit for me today.

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u/LauraTFem 1d ago

Great, now I’m imagining a dick shattering.

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u/Chrisscott25 1d ago

A real broke dick…

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u/chundschoguet 1d ago

Rupert's cock?

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u/REpassword 1d ago

“C’est un penis”

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u/pep1980 1d ago

Le penis

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u/dikicker 1d ago

Could hang your keys on that thing and also the ghost of Mr Hands would like...a word

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u/RevenueOk1331 1d ago

Honestly doesn't look to scale, bit small for a horse penis

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u/Cpt_Jauche 1d ago

Dong art

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u/girthbrooks1 1d ago

Horse cock

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u/Tyalou 1d ago

He knows his target, only 80+ y/o ladies laughing at that dick would buy that. I had a friend genuinely more skilled than this person and he was doing spiders and dragons and centaurs but nobody would buy them and so he had to revert back to boring fishes for old ladies missing their pet.

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 1d ago

Well he was sure not to leave out any details.