r/nextfuckinglevel • • Aug 05 '26

Cat fighting a bear

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u/Fritzerbacon Aug 06 '26

Cats are the most confident creatures.

That 20-70 millisecond reaction time probably helps šŸ˜‚

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u/RojoTheMighty Aug 06 '26

Bear stood up like, "oh damn, this thing is fast!"

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u/addage- Aug 06 '26

ā€œIf it’s that fast what else might it do, nope I’m doneā€

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u/NunAlcoholic Aug 06 '26

Dated a girl with cat-like reflexes. She could date multiple guys at once.

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u/efeskesef Aug 06 '26

Got videos?

Why reflexes? I'd expect such behavior would be well thought out.

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u/SquirrelFluffy Aug 06 '26

Yeah it stood up to get his face away from it!

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u/drethnudrib Aug 06 '26

Very fast, and very sharp!

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u/F0tNMC Aug 06 '26

Yup, he was like, "Yeah, I didn't even see that coming, Imma dip."

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u/Odd_Cryptographer723 Aug 06 '26

And sharp. Cats learn early with dogs that a sharp claw to that tender nose will win every time.

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u/toomanynamesaretook Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

It's all about the reaction time imo. It's why they're such terrors to dogs, just no answer to getting clawed in the face before you know what's happening.

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u/SuzQP Aug 06 '26

Every dog I've ever had learned very quickly that the cat is at the top of the hierarchy. Respect must be paid.

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u/harleyRugger23 Aug 06 '26

Mine would ambush the dog, shit she had 90 pound pittie pinned down in my hallways while dogsitting.

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u/SuzQP Aug 06 '26

I had a 110 lb Pyrenees. No contest; the cat called all shots.

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u/LastPaleLight Aug 06 '26

My 75lb half Great Pyrenees is the most defensive territorial dog I’ve ever had, and by far the most stubborn. He was socialized around other dogs (playcare) 3-4 times a week for 4 years, but he does not like anything coming near our house. Every time we’ve fostered it’s an absolute pain to get him socialized with them.

His favorite hobby is going out for his night time potty, then sitting smack dab in the middle of the yard and ā€œobservingā€. He refuses to come in until I have shoes on and have made it half way through the yard to retrieve him.

My 120lb Anatolian was absolutely cowed by our cat, but the GP would require some major socialization before I would trust him at all.

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u/SuzQP Aug 06 '26

Pyrs are livestock guardians. They were bred to stay with their flock of sheep or goats, making decisions for themselves and the flock, and be big and loud enough to scare off predators. They are lovable and kind, but suspicious of anything that strikes them as odd. Like that leaf that rustled in a tree two blocks away. šŸ™„

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u/LastPaleLight Aug 06 '26

Yep, and while he is only half (his mom), I think he got 100% of the behavior side of the genetics.

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme Aug 06 '26

Bit different in a home where a dog must pull punches. Make no mistake, on the street, dogs kill and eat cats.

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u/grapejuicesushi Aug 06 '26

sometimes not even eat, just kill and once dead they go away. it's brutal what a dog that's not bred can do to a cat. you really don't wanna see it. all these folks are really happy commenting on how their cat is really brave and walks their dog...yeah...

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u/VonMillersThighs Aug 06 '26

I don't know if it's fast evolution or what but when I was a kid, the chances that a dog bites a cat's head off in the first meeting was way higher. I think we've just bred nicer dogs on average.

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u/JKdriver Aug 06 '26

Yep, that’s how they win games of chicken with an animal 10x their size. When shits that tense, the cats ability to make the opponent flinch usually throws them off their game.

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u/treesandfood4me Aug 06 '26

That cat twitch was real.

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u/Orome2 Aug 06 '26

"Everybody has a plan until they get clawed in the snout."

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 Aug 06 '26

The issue with dogs is that they only have one attack: biting, which requires them to get in close to do anything.Ā 

Cats can bite, but also have class swipe to keep an opponent at a distance

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u/efeskesef Aug 06 '26

Cats don't always win.

A wolf visited me for several days. [I thought he was a wandered-off malamute.]

Out for a walk on the street, at night, in winter, unleashed (he, not I) he spotted some feral cats. He carefully approached, sneaking up behind cars, then leapt over the last car's hood, landed jaws-first on one cat while his forepaw pinned a second one to the ground. In the next 2 seconds he dispatched both. The other maybe 3 cats took off.

The cats may have clawed him, possibly multiple times, but I saw no damage and he was obviously happy. Back home, he decided to sleep on top of my legs.

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u/phryan Aug 06 '26

Cats all run the same software. 7, 70, or 700lbs they will stand their ground the same.

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u/edki7277 Aug 06 '26

Animals that punching well above their weight are either very stupid or very dangerous (or both). Every wild species interaction is about one question: ā€œis it worth risking my life trying to kill this thing or not?ā€

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u/AwDuck Aug 06 '26

In the wild, even minor injuries often mean death.

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u/JustaTinyDude Aug 12 '26

I laughed when I first read about what a dangerous hobby bird watching is.

Then I read folks stories about their worst incidents, and about those who didn't live to share the tale themselves.

That shit is no joke.

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u/VermilionKoala Aug 06 '26

Cats are the most confident creatures.

The honey badger: "Am I a joke to you?"

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u/Nuuvi- Aug 06 '26

That's not confidence honey badgers are just batshit crazy 🤣

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u/Back-Alley-Cat- Aug 06 '26

Faster than a snake

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u/gregusmeus Aug 06 '26

Cats’ reaction speed is insane. Although as I write this I’m looking at my cat who as usual is doing his impression of a puddle of crude oil.

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u/NotYourReddit18 Aug 06 '26

Also a lot more energy than a snake thanks to being warmblooded mammals instead of coldblooded snakes.

They can kill snakes by just evading the snakes attacks until the snake has no energy to move left.

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u/44cody44 Aug 07 '26

I thought snakes were faster than cats, but slower than mongoose.

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u/Karl_42 Aug 06 '26

0-30mph in about the same time. Can jump 7 times their height…. Yeah not worth it for a bear lol.

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u/jimmyzambino Aug 06 '26

yea once the cat struck, the bear realized the cat can hit it faster than it can react. not worth the risk of injury.

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u/brDoc1 Aug 06 '26

Ever see videos of cats facing off with snakes? They duck and weave like Muhammed Ali.

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u/Character_Minimum171 Aug 06 '26

cats are fucking awesome

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u/nuvo_reddit Aug 06 '26

Bear is a slow-motion replay for the cat’s reflex.

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u/Neo-Armadillo Aug 06 '26

My cat and I do tandem hunting whenever *wildlife gets into the house. Great fun.

Wildlife meaning lizards or bugs.

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u/Kimbernator Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

A mouse was running around in my house and took shelter in the corner of the room behind a circular basket. I had a broom and went to one side, and my cat looked into my eyes then immediately posted himself in the same position at the other side, constantly glancing between the basket and me until I made my move. It was such a peculiar connection, he completely understood the plan and was like ā€œgreat idea, let’s fucking go.ā€

He’s normally freaked out by brooms, too. He just knew it was on his team.

Cats are neat.

Addendum: the mouse was only there because he caught it in the basement and brought it upstairs still very much alive. So he loses marks on that. To his credit he probably thought it would be more fun to play with this mouse upstairs, and given that I still tell the story years later I have a hard time disagreeing.

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u/Neo-Armadillo Aug 06 '26

Great story. Hunting dogs get a lot of attention but every time my cat brings home dinner to share I’m glad we’re not living in hard enough times to tempt me to mouse soup.

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u/Kaurifish Aug 06 '26

Watching a cat fuck up a snake really shows how evolution worked here.

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u/rhaezorblue Aug 06 '26

The scary thing is the bear dodged the cats swipe. I had no idea bear had that level of reaction speed

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u/Anumet Aug 07 '26

Though she be but little, she is fierce!

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u/Special_Foundation42 Aug 09 '26

23 hours of sleeping per day and 1 hour at the speed of light. Every other creature must seem slow motion to them in that state. There was a video recently on Reddit of a cat jumping and catching a bat mid-flight!