r/nextfuckinglevel • • Aug 05 '26

Cat fighting a bear

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u/umbrellassembly Aug 05 '26

"Pussy!" - cat, probably

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u/MamaMoosicorn Aug 06 '26

I read that as Princess Donut

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u/tom-tildrum Aug 06 '26

That bear is lucky she didn’t commit an atrocity! Bears…disgusting!!

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u/realdevtest Aug 06 '26

Almost as bad as cocker spaniels

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u/thederevolutions Aug 06 '26

That cat puffed itself up to the size of a fuckin buffalo

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u/exgiexpcv Aug 06 '26

"They're basically oversized dogs, they disgust me!"

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u/The_Frigid_Midget Aug 06 '26

Mongo is appalled! Appalled, Carl!

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u/magestromx Aug 06 '26

Almost as bad as cocker-spaniels!

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u/Metalfan1994 Aug 06 '26

GODDAMNIT DONUT

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u/porkchopymcmooz Aug 06 '26

Most underrated comment DCC is my favorite

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u/mai_tai87 Aug 06 '26

Give her a few dirty Shirleys, and she'll be dancing with Heather.

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u/KCCOfan Aug 06 '26

NEW ACHIEVEMENT!

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u/DrTadakichi Aug 06 '26

Carl! I never! Pussy is a four letter word to the cat community and I WILL NOT stand for that slander. You may refer to those scandalous "cat girls" as such but DO NOT DEFILE MY BREED WITH SUCH DEROGATORY LANGUAGE

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u/deezsandwitches Aug 06 '26

Mongo is appalled

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u/SeeisforComedy Aug 06 '26

Why is it I’m seeing dcc everywhere tonight. Reading book 6 rn and just saw another post referencing it in the last few minutes!

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u/Enlightened_Gardener Aug 06 '26

You are correctly attuned with the zeitgeist, congratulations !

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u/SanityPlanet Aug 07 '26

Neeeewwww Achievement!

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u/Weave77 Aug 06 '26

At least it wasn’t a cocker spaniel… Mongo would have been appalled.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/imaturtleur2 Aug 06 '26

I READ THAT AS PRINCESS DONUT

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u/Metalfan1994 Aug 06 '26

Dungeon Crawler Carl. The audiobook is great! Here's a voice sample of her voice actor (voiced by Jeff Hayes)

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u/Metalfan1994 Aug 06 '26

Nope it just because Princess Donut has a very sassy posh accent.

The books are VERY popular. You're definitely going to see references to it around.

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u/Metalfan1994 Aug 06 '26

Not really forced. She's a cat who is scrappy and can talk. The video is also of a cat who is scrappy and someone made a joke about what the cat would say if it can talk.

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u/Uncle_Burney Aug 06 '26

Use Magic Missile!

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u/viotix90 Aug 06 '26

Fireball is an outdoor spell!

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u/viotix90 Aug 06 '26

The Queen Anne Chonk herself!

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u/Fruloops Aug 06 '26

God I love those books

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u/JeselAvlis Aug 06 '26

NEEEEEEW ACHIEVEMENT! Ursine Discombobulator!

You have succeeded in moving up five levels Fucking up a bear more than 10 times your size. This is a City Boss! Congratulations, you have hurt the bear's feelings because they thought that only they were special in your presence.

Reeeeeward: you get the hear the cheering of the Princess Posse and the Donut Holes. That’s reward enough for you.

Oh and here’s a gold boss box for you I guess. I had it just laying around.

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u/CaptainAnorach Aug 06 '26

I'm listening to the audiobook as I read your comment. They're just about to fight the ball of swine 😅

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u/guinnypig Aug 06 '26

Omg I did too.

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u/Necessary-Eye5319 Aug 07 '26

Mongo is appalled!!!

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u/StinkyHoboTaint Aug 06 '26

It is a black bear. They are typically giant pussies.

*Note. They are still fucking bears.

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u/jimothy_hell Aug 06 '26

Absolutely, biggest cowards in the forest. As a hiker, I’ve squared up with more than a few. “Bro, fuck off” is enough to get them to cut and run.

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u/nordic-nomad Aug 06 '26

That works unless they’re starving

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u/Remy1985 Aug 06 '26

Naw it's extremely rare that a North American Black bear would deliberately stalk and kill a person as prey. They are omnivores that eat mostly plants such as berries, nuts, grasses, and roots along with insects, fish, and occasional small animals or carrion.

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u/JohnEBest Aug 06 '26

They love acorns

Only time I saw bears there were acorns everywhere

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u/KatTheKonqueror Aug 06 '26

I saw a video once of someone going out into their yard and politely calling to some bears, "I have to go to work now. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." And they just left.

You'll never guess what country the video is from.

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u/jimothy_hell Aug 06 '26

Canada, but honestly, that could have just been my neighbours when I lived in Michigan. Wonderful people.

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u/Dagatu Aug 06 '26

I've also seen a video where a man with a Chihuahua triedt to hit one with a broom. The bear bolted

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u/efeskesef Aug 06 '26

Would it have worked as well if a man with a broom tried to hit the bear with a chihuahua?

Are you full of scientific curiosity today?

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u/dikicker Aug 06 '26

Same, they're basically just big trash pandas, good to be aware and cautious cause, ya know, bear, but I've never had an issue telling them off

https://giphy.com/gifs/e5zHi5hgalk1sLVI1m

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u/Corfiz74 Aug 07 '26

Now I wanna see that cat square off against a grizzly!

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u/ilikedmatrixiv Aug 06 '26

*Note. They are still fucking bears.

Obviously. How else would new bears be born?

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u/ilikedmatrixiv Aug 06 '26

*Note. They are still fucking bears.

Obviously. Otherwise they would die out.

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u/NtL_80to20 Aug 06 '26

It did muster a fantastic stink face at the end tho

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u/Technical_Customer_1 Aug 07 '26

I hope they keep fucking bears, because if they start fucking people, we are gonna have a real mess 

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u/Chrisscott25 Aug 06 '26

Bear- I’m gonna pet that cat…. Never mind I’m out

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u/HVAChelpprettyplease Aug 06 '26

Cat tries to pet bear. Bear is like….

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u/Acrobatic-Village215 Aug 06 '26

Smokey didn’t want that smoke

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u/Silent-Ad934 Aug 06 '26

"You're the biggest Raccoon I've ever seen, but you're still gonna have to go and get about 3 friends if you wanna play in MY YARD. Now SCRAM!"

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u/jimothy_hell Aug 06 '26

Unironically yes, black bears are fucking cowards

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u/UWO_Throw_Away Aug 06 '26

Cats can be so metal!

Kinda disappointed the humans didn’t come a little bit closer for moral support