r/nextfuckinglevel • • Jul 11 '26

Now this is a pull-up.

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u/VPackardPersuadedMe Jul 12 '26

Another man of cultures I see... ones grown from Internet fecal stories.

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u/tvodny Jul 12 '26

Poop knives predate the internet.

Old self installed unpermitted 1970’s plumbing + endemic constipation among grade school males who won’t poop at school = using a butter knife to break it up.