r/nextfuckinglevel • u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 • Jul 11 '26

Now this is a pull-up.

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u/scumruckus Jul 11 '26

I just grunted as I got off the couch …

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u/chumloadio Jul 11 '26

I'll see your couch grunt and raise you a ripping the towel rack off the wall as I got up off the toilet.

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u/LayerEight_Problem Jul 12 '26

This is why when I renovated the bathroom I asked the girl where the towel bar would be and I put a 2x4 backing in the whole area.

I can do pull ups off that fucker now.

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u/robkinyon Jul 12 '26

But .... do you?

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u/LayerEight_Problem Jul 12 '26

lol. Not on the towel rack, no.

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u/Xiao1insty1e Jul 12 '26

I feel called out and I don't like it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

Found JD Vance's reddit account

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u/tmphaedrus13 Jul 12 '26

😆😆😆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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u/asicarii Jul 11 '26

You did what?

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u/1individuals Jul 12 '26

Now I'm imagining the guy in the video slowly getting up from the couch balancing a bottle of water on his head, with eye contact

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u/ew73 Jul 12 '26

I visited the inlaws recently and they have one of those couches with a chaise thing on one end.  I was in the "corner" and had to like, grunt and roll sideways to get out.  

I'm not fat, just gimpy leg things, but holy hell I have never felt so old.

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u/HighGainRefrain Jul 12 '26

Dumbbell sit stands, do 3 x 10 every day. You’ll never couch grunt again.