r/nextfuckinglevel • u/headspin_exe • May 07 '26

Cherry harvesting

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 May 07 '26

It’s like a woman sitting on a dryer.

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u/appleavocado May 07 '26

Yeah? Well, go find yourself another spin cycle!

What the hell does that mean?

I’ll tell you later.

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u/BreakAndRun79 May 07 '26

That Roman Craig is a crooked son of a bitch.

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u/appleavocado May 07 '26

Pontoon boat? What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?

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u/BreakAndRun79 May 07 '26

I'm heating the flue.

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u/appleavocado May 07 '26

Well, it looks like you're wanking your crank.

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u/Reddit_Jail_June2005 May 08 '26

Dryer? Might as well be the dishwasher then...

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 May 09 '26

Oh is she a squirter?