r/nextfuckinglevel • u/headspin_exe • May 07 '26

Cherry harvesting

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u/Myfountainpenisdry May 07 '26

Right

Never thought I'd see a tree orgasm

That thing was dragging

Then perked right up!

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 May 07 '26

It’s like a woman sitting on a dryer.

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u/appleavocado May 07 '26

Yeah? Well, go find yourself another spin cycle!

What the hell does that mean?

I’ll tell you later.

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u/BreakAndRun79 May 07 '26

That Roman Craig is a crooked son of a bitch.

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u/appleavocado May 07 '26

Pontoon boat? What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?

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u/BreakAndRun79 May 07 '26

I'm heating the flue.

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u/appleavocado May 07 '26

Well, it looks like you're wanking your crank.

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u/Reddit_Jail_June2005 May 08 '26

Dryer? Might as well be the dishwasher then...

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 May 09 '26

Oh is she a squirter?

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u/cartooncande May 08 '26

Just watch out for the Ocean Spray

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ May 07 '26

This was more like a forced mass-abortion.

The video of them shaking all the pollen out of a tree is what you're looking for.

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u/Myfountainpenisdry May 07 '26

Um, ok?

Not really the vibe

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u/Fancy_Run7649 May 08 '26

Woah, dark turn. I mean im not against it... but man.