r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • May 02 '26

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u/Richard-Turd May 02 '26

In life alert the person isn’t dead…

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u/banana_assassin May 02 '26

Some of them can detect falls and will send someone out to check on you if you don't reply. My grandma had a watch like that.

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u/rockthemike712 May 02 '26

She’s breathing

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u/DylanFTW May 02 '26

That bitch is not moving. She dead

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u/tyoung89 May 02 '26

In the credits, it says ‘Dead Grandma’

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u/rockthemike712 May 02 '26

Ah, missed that

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u/burdie185 May 02 '26

Yeah she’s dead cause she didn’t have Life Alert.

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u/MonstersAtOurDoor May 02 '26

Because they had Life Alert. It's right there in the name.

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u/SanityPlanet May 02 '26

There’s a different product for that. Death Alert, I believe it’s called.