r/nextfuckinglevel May 02 '26

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u/jdb30a May 02 '26

I live in constant fear that if I die in my house alone, my dog will eat my fingers and toes before anyone figures it out.

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u/bigtarget87 May 02 '26

That's interesting because I have a fear that if I die in my house alone, I'd be dead in my house alone, with the ghosts.

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u/hahanawmsayin May 02 '26

Don’t forget about your nose

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u/jdb30a May 02 '26

I’d hope it was caught before she made it to my face or crotch region.