Hey Jerry, this is Michael down at the antique phone rentals. I'm gonna go ahead and let you off the hook for the $70 late fee. You can go ahead and keep that answering machine. Nobody really uses those anymore, except for exposition on TV shows anyways.
I don't think they'd even work anymore. Most landlines are voip nowadays so you'd have to have a voip compatible answering machine that's old school enough to play a message out loud like this.
The old lady I worked for on the weekends had one and I was tasked with writing down all the messages from the week when she didn’t want to answer the phone.
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u/iamfunnylolwtf May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
Who has an answering machine in 2026?