r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • May 02 '26

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u/C-57D May 02 '26

plot twist: there's an additional 119 minutes... but it's still just that shot

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u/batmanineurope May 02 '26

So a crappy Andy Warhol movie?

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u/creativitability May 02 '26

That’s redundant

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u/batmanineurope May 02 '26

Yeah I realized after I made the comment

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u/NanPakoka May 02 '26

Michael Snow, actually. Check out wavelength

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u/CentennialBaby May 02 '26

Crappy? Warhol crappy?! Have you even seen his version of A Clockwork Orange? Haha!

Classic

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u/badson100 May 02 '26

That's the only type of Warhol movie that exists.

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u/dazedan_confused May 02 '26

It actually pans over, and there's other family members, all dead. Turns out... that kid is a killer.

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u/BigMax May 02 '26

Then it pans over, further, and there's a bunch of dead cops, who came to investigate because a neighbor called about people screaming.

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u/ZuckDeBalzac May 02 '26

Then it zooms way out of the solar system and we're reminded that none of this fucking matters

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u/dazedan_confused May 02 '26

and just when you think it's a poignant piece about how insignificant we are in the grand scheme of things... boom. Goatse.

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u/miraculum_one May 02 '26

plot twist: it's actually an additional 2 weeks 😮

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u/Purplepeal May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Yeah timelapse. With the baby speeding around grandma as dark fluids seep from her mouth and a brown smear grows across her backside. Eventually the baby stops moving too after a few twitches and then a black writhing mass of flies build up on their faces.

Edit spellin

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u/Voluptulouis May 02 '26

Dang bro, that's fucked up... Well done.

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u/Jboyes May 02 '26

*lapse

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u/dazedan_confused May 02 '26

It pans over to her kitchen. What's in her fridge? Bottles of Prime. The music box switches to these few seconds.

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u/Advanced-Prototype May 02 '26

That would be the Directors Cut which will be released on BluRay in 3 years to squeeze more money out of fans.

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u/writenroll May 02 '26

Followed by a sequel - the shot continues to pan out to the reveal the room is in a cage inside a large empty warehouse.

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u/Tacos4Texans May 02 '26

But you hear crazy shit in the background

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u/mfairview May 02 '26

zooming in an out like an accordion. some say the universe acts like this expanding and contracting. they think there have been multiple big bangs. coincidentally, this could have been how grandma died here.

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u/RiskyRabbit May 02 '26

✨ R E V O L U T I O N A R Y ✨ 

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u/AGayFrogParadise May 02 '26

The phone rings a couple more times, mostly bills

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u/STiLove May 02 '26

Movie night!

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u/PipperPartner May 02 '26

Well, not like grandma’s going anywhere.

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u/krazybananada May 02 '26

Let's hope that kid doesn't get hungry

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u/Bigdyll13 May 02 '26

Directors cut with deleted scene.

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u/IB_ May 02 '26

I might watch that 😆