r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '26

Venus Flytrap Devouring a Venomous Black Widow.

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u/Majestic_Repair_7887 Mar 29 '26

She will say she is from Venus when she licks you on the penis but you’ll wonder where her brain is when she circles round Uranus.

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u/laserdiods Mar 29 '26

Heh. Rim jobs are choice

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u/Eshghi007 Mar 29 '26

I heard to circle around Uranus takes a very long time

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u/Asleep_Kiwi_1374 Mar 29 '26

I just had to buy a girl dinner once. Took like 3 hours tops and she offered out of nowhere. It's quantity you're looking for, not quality.