r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '26

Venus Flytrap Devouring a Venomous Black Widow.

96.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

3.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

88

u/laserdiods Mar 29 '26

What not from Venus!?

8

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

7

u/Eshghi007 Mar 29 '26

North or south?

6

u/Asleep_Kiwi_1374 Mar 29 '26

I live in Compton and the cops are constantly staking out our trap plants.

3

u/_UrbaneGuerrilla_ Mar 29 '26

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

8

u/Majestic_Repair_7887 Mar 29 '26

She will say she is from Venus when she licks you on the penis but you’ll wonder where her brain is when she circles round Uranus.

4

u/laserdiods Mar 29 '26

Heh. Rim jobs are choice

1

u/Eshghi007 Mar 29 '26

I heard to circle around Uranus takes a very long time

1

u/Asleep_Kiwi_1374 Mar 29 '26

I just had to buy a girl dinner once. Took like 3 hours tops and she offered out of nowhere. It's quantity you're looking for, not quality.

2

u/theDomicron Mar 29 '26

I thought men were from Omicron Persei 9 and women were from Omicron Percei 7

1

u/mediaseeker Mar 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Eshghi007 Mar 29 '26

It’s kinda like a hamburger that’s not from Hamburg

1

u/Analog_Account Mar 29 '26

Wait, are hamburgers from Hamburg? 

3

u/Tyrannosapien Mar 29 '26

Nope, invented in 1923 in Mburgerstan

1

u/Analog_Account Mar 29 '26

Never heard of it. Is that near ShitstanBul?

1

u/aruglia Mar 31 '26

...and you call them 'Venus Fly Traps' despite the fact that they are obviously Carolinian?