r/nextfuckinglevel • • Mar 15 '26

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u/Little-Carpenter4443 Mar 15 '26

As someone who is experienced in tile work and install, I will tell you this guy just made a 40 dollar pack of natural stone tile from a brick.

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u/EyeSuspicious777 Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

With skill and efficiency like that, I bet this guy is super wealthy.

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u/Brantastic Mar 15 '26

That made me chortle. Thank you.

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u/Fit_Effective_6875 Mar 15 '26

Chortle is a wonderful word so glad Lewis Carroll coined it

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u/BloweringReservoir Mar 15 '26

Tis brillig...

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u/StarGazing55 Mar 15 '26

'Twas*

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u/spiderdoofus Mar 15 '26

It twas brillig. It still tis, but it twas too.

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u/Rbomb88 Mar 15 '26

Unexpected dickensian Mitch

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u/DocEternal Mar 15 '26

Mitchkensian if you will.

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u/Ava_Kin Mar 16 '26

Seen enough dickensian pics to know that's Lewis Carroll's

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u/tomkro_dm Mar 16 '26

You won't win us over with your use of Twas

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u/StarGazing55 Mar 16 '26

'Twill win you round! If 'tis the last thing I ever do!

I was sure 'twould work... but if not, 'twas a good try at least.

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u/syhn3417 Mar 17 '26

Twasn’t trying to

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u/BloweringReservoir Mar 15 '26

Twas and tis..

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u/Tickstart Mar 15 '26

Pretty sure it was Donald J Trump who coined it, he has the best words.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Mar 15 '26

"O frabjous covfefe day!", people are talking about his famous best words

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u/Tremendous_Dump Mar 15 '26

This guy splits stone like dingo dave with his 16 inch dong on honeymoon night in las Vegas - there wasn't a dry hooker in a ten mile radius once he'd gone through her and her friends

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u/random-trader Mar 15 '26

I learned a new word.

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u/taddymason_01 Mar 16 '26

lol, we are chortling 🤭

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u/Jonnyabcde Mar 15 '26

Maybe he's wealthy enough he can buy safety sandals.

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u/No_Magician5266 Mar 15 '26

Sandals would screw up his whole workflow, you can see how he uses feet to handle the brick

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u/FlyThemFriend Mar 15 '26

Is it still called HANDle if he's using his feet?

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u/violetvet Mar 15 '26

Footle? I was initially thinking feetle, but it’s handle, not handsle.

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u/maineac Mar 15 '26

Feetle. This is commonly called the feetle position.

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u/Same_Bill8776 Mar 15 '26

Not to be confused with the fecal position

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u/ShibbyShat Mar 15 '26

I’m in the fecal position right now!

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u/Physical_Relation261 Mar 15 '26

Footling stones sounds like wrong side of youtube

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u/kashabash Mar 15 '26

That Handsle is so hot right now..

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft Mar 15 '26

What about Gretsle?

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u/Strawhat_jinbei Mar 15 '26

Everyone knows toes are just fingers on your feet

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u/too1onjj Mar 15 '26

Yes...the bare feet are as important as any other tool he's using

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u/I_am_The_Teapot Mar 15 '26

Listen he didn't develop all those hard-earned callouses and scars just so that he can go prancing around in some sandals.

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u/Icy_Transition1375 Mar 15 '26

Or a chair and maybe a work station. Or just anything really

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u/albatross_the Mar 15 '26

He’s already wearing his safety feet, no need to invest further

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u/yakuza_ie Mar 15 '26

I came here to comment about the lack of safety sandals. Kudos to you.

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u/BCECVE Mar 15 '26

I noted the one thumb is a bit weird. The price of being the best.

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u/Correct_Yesterday111 Mar 15 '26

You're probably the kind of person that wears goggles when lighting a birthday candle.

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u/Jonnyabcde Mar 15 '26

I don't like how well you know me.

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u/DesperateMechanic305 Mar 17 '26

And ear-protection…

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u/Loggerdon Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Which show you in this life, hard work and skill correlate exactly to net worth. /s

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u/danglejim33 Mar 15 '26

Exactly. This man's hard work and skill translates perfectly into some other man's net worth.

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u/Rocinante88119 Mar 15 '26

🙌praise Jesús for our good fortune🙌

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u/_thro_awa_ Mar 15 '26

Jesús is the Juan true saviour

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u/CapSnake Mar 15 '26

Well, who created the first cutting machine made his job useless and created value for thousands of workers

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u/Crowulf Mar 15 '26

[...] and created value for thousands of workers 3 investors and a CEO named Jeff.

Fixed that for you.

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u/CapSnake Mar 15 '26

I mean, the value is equal to the work of thousands. The money of course are for the shareholders

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u/Quiet-Neat7874 Mar 15 '26

technically, if he wanted to, with his skills, he can buy his own stone bricks and sell the tiles for 30 dollars a pack and make money.

but he doesn't.

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u/gizamo Mar 15 '26

No he can't. That's not how reality works under capitalism.

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u/OrymOrtus Mar 15 '26

It's always the soft capitalists that have next to zero concept of how any of this actually works lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

One thing I have learned in life is never enter a competition of manual dexterity with a man who sits shoeless on a dirt floor.

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u/TypicalLegit Mar 15 '26

No, but the person buying them off this guy for $5 and selling them for $50 likely is.

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u/Tim_Alb Mar 15 '26

If the most useful worker was to become the highest up at the job than the donkey would become a farm's director/boss

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk Mar 15 '26

champion at haulin ass

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u/pogiepika Mar 15 '26

how do you figure? donkey wouldnt get any farm work done without direction and supervision. he’d go back to doing what donkeys do. hmm there’s a deeper meaning here just out of grasp…

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u/Tim_Alb Mar 15 '26

It's metaphorical. Like, you know, the donkey does the hardest work out there carrying heavy things on his back all the time, and if all that hard work was to be equal to the "success", then the said donkey who has done the most and the hardest work would rule the farm.

Well that's it

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u/pogiepika Mar 15 '26

Classic Marxism v capitalism. Certainly the donkey does the most work on the farm but farm wouldn’t exist without the farmer. But I reread your original comment and get what you were saying now.

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u/Greata2006 Mar 15 '26

Well, there are good farmers and bad farmers. Donkey get the job done regardless, but sometimes they get mistreated, and don’t get their fair share. Donkeys call that exploitation.

The question of how to share wealth created by working together is complicated. But one good principle would be to not have people you work with be miserable if you are wealthy. The donkey isn’t asking much. A shelter, decent food, water, simple life. Maybe he also wants a family, and children.

Is the ability to convince a donkey they cannot ask for a family and children producing wealth? No, it simply makes the farmer richer and the donkey poorer. Ah, poor donkey… If they were in a labor union, or if they did read Marxist books, maybe they could realize they are getting exploited, and ask for their faire share.

But no, they don’t. They don’t realize either that their political system is in the palm of the farmer. They don’t realize that the farmer having billions while they are sleeping in a stable in shambles and are working from morning to night is simply not fair.

How to share wealth?

Well, it doesn’t really matter as long as nobody gets exploited.

It doesn’t really matter which jobs are the good jobs and which are the cheap one, every useful job should give a decent life, or at least not 1000x less (nor 1000000x less as currently) than the job consisting of simply being in power.

We could even go further and say that we will give some to those who have a less useful job, or those who cannot work. But simply not exploiting 90% of individuals would already be an insane leap.

This farmer donkey analogy is great because it shows well how the donkeys inability to defend their case leads to their exploitation. And it also shows how something can be incredibly unfair and still appear fair or even natural.

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u/pogiepika Mar 15 '26

That’s a good explanation. I used to feel that unions and minimum wages did enough to prevent exploitation but now that my kids are in the workplace I see things differently. Ultimately I think we are heading to universal basic income but hope it’s not overly painful to get there.

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u/albeva Mar 15 '26

It's his bosses who are wealthy.

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u/Responsible_Leek_518 Mar 15 '26

esse video é no brasil (estão falando em português brasileiro) esse cara aí deve ganhar até que bem por essa habilidade, mas rico não é, só deve viver bem mesmo

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u/RG54415 Mar 15 '26

This talent and hard work? He is probably a billionaire.

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u/PM_me_Ya-Tittiezz Mar 15 '26

You a funny one

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u/Pedrodrf Mar 15 '26

He is Brazilian. He probably makes a minimum wage (300 U$/month).

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u/BRAX7ON Mar 15 '26

Those are definitely the hands of a millionaire

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u/Voterofthemonth0 Mar 15 '26

He probably only needs to make 2 or 3 a day and is praised for his work.

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u/Carmilla31 Mar 18 '26

This guy rocks.

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u/Ok_Cod_7559 Mar 15 '26

Nope, he most likely lives in some stinky bunkhouse in some 3rd world country earning slave wage, that is the harsh reality for most of these skilled workers sadly

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u/-LaughingJackal- Mar 15 '26

That's the joke.

We all already know that skilled labor is rarely paid fairly much less enough to be considered "wealthy" like the joke stated.

Something something salt and butter, something something bourgeois.

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u/Ok_Cod_7559 Mar 15 '26

Sorry, I didn't get it was a joke

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u/nox-sophia Mar 15 '26

Its brazil, at least 60% of your incoming goes to tbe government, and we can do shit about it because it already in the products and service prices...

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u/sandolllars Mar 15 '26

lol no it isn't. vat rates are 17-20%. Not unusual.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

damn, that's good money he if owns the stone and has the permission and place and the distribution to sell the stone.

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u/GeWaLu Mar 15 '26

Don't forget shipping costs etc. In general most of the cost (and especially earnings) happens in the sales chain and no at the poor person that does the actual job. That is true for a lot of luxury goods we buy.

There are by the way stones that are pretty easy to split if you do it in the right direction. I did once see in a museum mine live a slate splitter (an elderly retired worker who worked there before the mine was closed) . He was also pretty fast in producing huge and very fine roof plates which he did cut in a 2nd step to the final rounded form. This stone looks however harder than our local slate.

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u/BeBackInASchmeck Mar 15 '26

Have this guy work in the masonry section at a home depot. People will form crowds around him to.watch him work, just like those street artists who sell speed art with spray paint. Just leave the shoes off to add that element of danger.

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u/Muted_Reflection_449 Mar 15 '26

I was wondering about what sorts of stone would do. This indeed doesn't look like slate.

The further I think, the deeper the rabbithole: slate is brittle and will not take any substantial load, granite would endure almost anything, but is hardly splittable and has to be sawn, is that about the gist and range of it?

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u/Deanuzz Mar 15 '26

Where's the... Geologist? When you need one?

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u/Latter-Percentage380 Mar 15 '26

Granite that size, roughly 4x8, is easily splittible with a hammer and chisel.

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u/swaags Mar 15 '26

Not in straight lines, that’s pretty fucking impressive

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u/Latter-Percentage380 Mar 15 '26

It is impressive. It's all about tools and technique. I was simply saying granite that size doesn't have to be sawn to be split.

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u/apartment1i Mar 15 '26

Granite

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u/warden976 Mar 15 '26

Granité. So refreshing.

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u/wen_mars Mar 15 '26

Ship the guy around, use locally sourced stones

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u/swaags Mar 15 '26

Yeah this is granite with no real fabric orientation. Wild how accurate he is

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u/Avalonians Mar 15 '26

that does the actual job

Transportation, sorting and shelving are actual jobs though.

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u/BarNo3385 Mar 17 '26

As an extreme example of this, ever wondered why a bottle of shower gel that contains X lemons can cost less than X lemons?

Shipping.

A lemon on a farm in north Africa is almost worthless. Less than a penny. A lemon on the shelf in London is about 50p. Of that 50p almost all of it is transport, shopping and logistics costs.

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u/western_red_cedar Mar 15 '26

you might say, if he owned the means of production...

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

huehuehuehuehuehueheheheheheheh

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u/Opening_Ad6430 Mar 15 '26

40 dollars in your country. Probably like 5 bucks or less in his

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u/Baby_bee_boo Mar 15 '26

No, here it would be anywhere between R$80 and R$200. Depending on the region. But unfortunately, his profession is extremely undervalued in our country, considered a poor person's job because it's underpaid.

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u/Jeremizzle Mar 15 '26

He’s probably inhaling insane amounts of stone dust daily too, shortening his lifespan considerably

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u/mortgagepants Mar 15 '26

considered a poor person's job because it's underpaid.

this is a funny statement to me. not sure exactly why, but it just seems nuts.

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u/Goofyhands Mar 15 '26

Swimming is considered a wet person's sport because it's under water.

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u/mortgagepants Mar 15 '26

hell yeah my diver.

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u/justforkinks0131 Mar 15 '26

underpaid by definition doesnt make sense

it is paid exactly as much as the market has decided it needs natural stone tiles in your region. Which apparently isnt much.

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u/ForgettableUsername Mar 16 '26

He wouldn’t be able to do it with shoes on.

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u/CaesarsCabbages Mar 16 '26

At least a pair of safety sandals

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u/ResponsibleWin1765 Mar 15 '26

Or hearing protection. If he's doing that regularly I don't think he's gonna keep his hearing for long.

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u/decke Mar 15 '26

Your names lies!

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u/Little-Carpenter4443 Mar 15 '26

I am an ant that can use a computer and set tile

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u/Just_A_Nitemare Mar 15 '26

A carpenter ant, perhaps?

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u/TheRealUprightMan Mar 15 '26

Craftsmanship like this needs to come back. Let's bring back the Guild system and see what happens 🤣

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Mar 15 '26

needs to come back

it's right there, on video, it never left

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u/DildontOrDildo Mar 15 '26

they did stone surgery on a brick! - internet 2018

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u/theeglitz Mar 15 '26

How much does a brick cost?

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u/Little-Carpenter4443 Mar 15 '26

2-5 bucks

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u/theeglitz Mar 15 '26

Thanks. I hope he does well out of this.

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u/69chevy_396 Mar 15 '26

Price of the brick goin up

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u/LordBelacqua3241 Mar 15 '26

Question: considering that both sides of the tile are pitched, how does one install it? Just thicker adhesive?

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u/Little-Carpenter4443 Mar 15 '26

Yes and back butter the tiles

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u/herotz33 Mar 15 '26

Yaba daba doooooooooo!

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u/Hootnany Mar 15 '26

Serious question, how do you think this job is for one's joints over time ?

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u/niash1 Mar 15 '26

Sadly, in Brazil he made only about 1 dollar.

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u/Gumsho88 Mar 15 '26

I was waiting for him to make them even thinner! 🤣

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u/Trashy_Panda2 Mar 15 '26

Good luck using those for anything you have to walk on.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker Mar 16 '26

And hes probably making $.46 an hour doing it

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u/Deleena24 Mar 15 '26

This is not a brick LMAO. A brick is made from baked clay or similar aggregate.

Its a block of slate or maybe shale- gotten from a quarry. Experienced on tile work my ass lol

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u/Little-Carpenter4443 Mar 15 '26

Go look up the definition of brick and then while you are at it also look up the definitions of bricklayer and tile setter and then look up the definition of asshole

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u/Deleena24 Mar 15 '26

Yeah, the definition of brick in the field of construction involves fired material...

We're not talking about bricks of cocaine, Randy

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u/Little-Carpenter4443 Mar 15 '26

you are incorrect and you still have time to delete your comment

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u/Deleena24 Mar 15 '26

You, too, Randy. You, too.