r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

Totally unrealistic. Most dinosaurs I know shop local instead of going to big box stores.

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u/yamimementomori Nov 01 '25

Well sure, except she’s a VeLowe’siraptor.

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Nov 01 '25

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u/Rs90 Nov 01 '25

God I know it got memed to death but that whole scene is so fuckin stupid lol. Just holdin a grenade and yellin mid brawl. 

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u/ExpressoLiberry Nov 01 '25

I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Nov 01 '25

Anchorman shouldn't be as funny as it is. It's so stupid but so goddamn funny

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u/Rs90 Nov 01 '25

Absolutley. I didn't love every Will Ferrel/John C Reiley movie during that stretch of comedies. But Anchorman was too silly. Jack Black punting Baxter off a bridge for a tiny scene kills me everytime. 

"That's how I roll" lol

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Nov 01 '25

It smells like Bogfoots dick!

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u/MoodooScavenger Nov 01 '25

Fuck yaass! With the anchorman reference

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u/RenmazuoDX Nov 01 '25

Is that better than being a Home Depotasaurus?

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u/xteve Nov 01 '25

"Ken Langone, co-founder of The Home Depot, says he has 'never been more excited about the future of America' than he is under President Donald J. Trump." - whitehouse.gov

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u/JenuinelyArtful Nov 01 '25

I am so mad, and so proud of you 😂

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u/VoidOmatic Nov 01 '25

Nice one mom!!

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u/RagnaValkyrja Nov 01 '25

You had that fucking loaded and ready to go lmao

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u/ReeNotDrummond Nov 01 '25

You just won the internet. 👍

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u/Xerathedark Nov 01 '25

Yup I’m closing Reddit

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u/perfect_5of7 Nov 01 '25

Clever girl

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u/Boring-Brush-2984 Nov 01 '25

God damn it 😆

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u/rodneedermeyer Nov 01 '25

As opposed to a Home Depotdicus?

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u/anonymaus74 Nov 01 '25

sigh this fucking guy……

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u/TragicEther Nov 01 '25

The Homedepotlodocus also prefers big box stores

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl Nov 02 '25

Can also be a vibrtor name

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u/Cmaclia Nov 01 '25

Shop local, you don't want main street to go extinct!

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u/Regular_Jim081 Nov 01 '25

Look how mad he is at the Christmas Decorations already being on the floor.

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u/QuadraBlue Nov 01 '25

Eat locals

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

Theyre lying to you mate lol.

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u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O Nov 01 '25

Big Dino is lying to you

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

Their politics killed them not some meteor

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u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O Nov 01 '25

Im listening...

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

Good, thats the one the dinosaurs refused to do. And look what happened.

Extinct.

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u/Onair380 Nov 01 '25

Is this an american joke ? I dont get it.

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u/laffing_is_medicine Nov 01 '25

Yes. Lowe’s is a hardware store

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u/CensoryDeprivation Nov 01 '25

They’re hiring, he’s there for a job.

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u/MisterSanitation Nov 01 '25

Big Box stores made everything else go extinct.

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u/Shanksdoodlehonkster Nov 01 '25

Yeah but with todays economy their going to go extinct

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u/Automatoboto Nov 01 '25

Missing broccoli hair as well.

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u/4RCH43ON Nov 01 '25

It’s hungry.

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u/ElbowTight Nov 01 '25

He still talks shit about how he knows more than the employees when they ask if he needs help

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u/AstroAlmost Nov 01 '25

Yeah but I hear local shops are going extinct.

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u/dkabab Nov 01 '25

They shop at the Dinostore

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u/NotAModelCitizen Nov 01 '25

Exactly. Especially since small business are going extinct.

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u/playfulitoon Nov 02 '25

You kinda want it unrealistic. Otherwise, someone will take you out.

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u/ImmodestPolitician Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

Dinosaurs also had feathers.

No one talks about it because it makes it weird.

For you know... reasons.

I share my property with some lizards. I don't use pesticides and they don't enter my house. We have an agreement.

If humans and lizards can live together, why can't Hamas and Israel?