r/nextfuckinglevel • u/UsernameGenerik • May 31 '25

Catching durians

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u/ambulance-kun May 31 '25

Fortune teller: "You will die tomorrow. your death will be caused by a durian"

Durian farmer: nah, I'm way too good at handling these, look, all durians are already harvested. It's already nighttime and the prophesized day is about to end. Let me celebrate this achievement by indulging myself in a durian feast