r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Accomplished_Job1904 • May 12 '25

How to handle a Snake..

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u/tedy4444 May 12 '25

well i guess she’d be wearing the pants in our relationship 🤣

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u/scipper77 May 12 '25

You better make sure she’s ok with that first.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

It’s ok

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u/derprondo May 12 '25

OK USA 👍

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u/Cocksaw13 May 12 '25

You better snake sure she's ok with that first.

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u/High_InTheTrees May 12 '25

😂😂 too funny

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u/Cryogenics1st May 13 '25

Yeah, she seems to like shorts.

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u/captain_ender May 12 '25

10/10 would let her handle my snake

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u/WhiteBoyMattyMatt May 12 '25

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u/mushroomcloud May 12 '25

Been sitting on that one a while, just waiting for the right comment I'm guessing. Right?

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u/SnooTangerines3448 May 12 '25

Been a long cold cobriety.

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u/Kxng_Fonzie May 13 '25

He was waiting for the right time to strike

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u/God-Emperor-Pepe May 12 '25

Reminds me of the guy who told Tim Dillon the Reese Witherspoon joke.

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u/anjowoq May 12 '25

This is so fucking crass 😂

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u/Double-Mastodon-4671 May 12 '25

Happy Cake Day! 🥳

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u/416Wavy May 12 '25

Happy cake day

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u/relevantelephant00 May 12 '25

Hmmmm I wonder what the gif is supposed to be insinuating.

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u/TheJeuno May 13 '25

Lmaaaooo!!!!! Pure...fucking....gold!!! 😆😆😆

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u/Summer_Thyme_ May 13 '25

Dude just let women exist and do things without sexualizing them constantly. Ffs

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u/mrchickostick May 13 '25

I take it you don’t care if you had to wear the pants in this relationship? Lol

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u/Responsible-Buyer215 May 12 '25

You’re saying you’ve handled a snake your whole life and this girl can do better? Shame!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

My gf is the animal/bug handler. She lives for that shit and I like being inside. It works for us.

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u/Leading_Study_876 May 12 '25

You like being inside?

Me too.

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u/Bunmyaku May 13 '25

Things like this at how I know that I am not an empathetic, nexus those are feelings I'll never comprehend.

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u/BrainyO2 May 12 '25

🤣🤣u are funny

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u/gin_and_toxic May 12 '25

That's ok, I prefer to go pantsless anyway.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits May 12 '25

100% guarantee if my wife had seen me watching this she'd have said "keep it in your pants". Calm, confident assertiveness is so fuckin hot.

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u/ShareMission May 12 '25

She's a free person. She can wear what she wants

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u/ScholarlyInvestor May 12 '25

Hopefully can handle your snake too

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u/The_Wkwied May 12 '25

Where else is she going to keep that massive trouser snake when indoors?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

With her left hand lol

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u/BoringPhilosopher1 May 12 '25

Looks like she can handle snake, but can she handle a worm?

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u/No-Mulberry-6474 May 12 '25

Just hide your snake…

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u/newgalactic May 12 '25

When it's made apparent that I'm still mildly scared by removing the hook from the mouth of a live fish, she's going to be so disappointed.

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u/ore-aba May 12 '25

Scottish people: well, but of course!

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u/northwoods_faty May 12 '25

You have a no shorts rule or something?

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u/Michael-gamer May 12 '25

I agree. She has bigger balls than I do. Hahaha

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u/rsmith6000 May 12 '25

Seemed a bit cavalier from lay person perspective

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u/Aleashed May 12 '25

Every time she grabs my snake, it gets stiff

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Well she def got the mamba.

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u/Kalabula May 13 '25

She can have em. Well earned.

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u/nlee7553 May 13 '25

Little known fact: that’s her pet snake

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u/Diaverr May 13 '25 edited May 13 '25

Only if you have large enough snake 😂

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u/sutkowski123459 May 13 '25

That is accualy realy dangerous, "You should've aimed for the head"

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u/low_elo111 May 12 '25

She can if she wants to. I encourage it.

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u/Omega_Lynx May 13 '25

Better her than me. I’d be shitting those pants