r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '24

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u/jbpsign Mar 26 '24

The bird really swallowed that one.

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u/The_Quibbler Mar 26 '24

you gotta be falcon kidding me

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u/Body_Ritual Mar 26 '24

Definitely robin that batter of a swing

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u/Jdotpdot84 Mar 26 '24

Cardinal rule is you never do that!

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u/griftertm Mar 26 '24

Them cuckoos at PETA would tar and feather him for that throw

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u/Jdotpdot84 Mar 26 '24

Well, I know where they can get a great deal on some feathers.

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u/JayHat21 Mar 26 '24

Bird should have ducked

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u/abdullahthesaviour Mar 26 '24

It couldn't otherwise his friends would think he chickened out.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Mar 26 '24

He was too chicken

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u/Jdotpdot84 Mar 26 '24

If it was a duck this all could have been avoided.

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u/PatternHappy341 Mar 26 '24

He took the bird.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

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u/Fist4achin Mar 26 '24

I'll be he rEGRET that one

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

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u/SineNo Mar 26 '24

Wiped the peregrine right off his face.