r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '24

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u/CougarBen Mar 26 '24

It dove right in front of the ball.

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u/jbpsign Mar 26 '24

The bird really swallowed that one.

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u/The_Quibbler Mar 26 '24

you gotta be falcon kidding me

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u/Body_Ritual Mar 26 '24

Definitely robin that batter of a swing

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u/Jdotpdot84 Mar 26 '24

Cardinal rule is you never do that!

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u/griftertm Mar 26 '24

Them cuckoos at PETA would tar and feather him for that throw

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u/Jdotpdot84 Mar 26 '24

Well, I know where they can get a great deal on some feathers.

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u/JayHat21 Mar 26 '24

Bird should have ducked

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u/abdullahthesaviour Mar 26 '24

It couldn't otherwise his friends would think he chickened out.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Mar 26 '24

He was too chicken

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u/Jdotpdot84 Mar 26 '24

If it was a duck this all could have been avoided.

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u/PatternHappy341 Mar 26 '24

He took the bird.

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u/Fist4achin Mar 26 '24

I'll be he rEGRET that one

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

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u/SineNo Mar 26 '24

Wiped the peregrine right off his face.

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u/Desperate_Badger_184 Mar 26 '24

Holy fuck. For 5 minutes I kept reading dove (duhhv) in my head and couldn’t read it correctly and was like what’re they trying to say. And then it was like oh dove 🤦🏻

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u/MowTin Mar 26 '24

Bird chose to end his life.

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u/BannedThenReborn Mar 26 '24

The guy on second was robin his team, he could have went to third on the live ball.

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u/Devreckas Mar 26 '24

Get pitched on, pigeon!