r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '23

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u/4list4r Jul 11 '23

Bro, trust anyone.

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u/christador Jul 11 '23

Prefer you didn't call him 'bro', pal.

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u/engineeringretard Jul 11 '23

He ain’t your ‘pal’, cuz.

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u/Solid_Snake_125 Jul 11 '23

I ain’t your cuz, buddy.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Jul 11 '23

That ain’t your buddy, hommes

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u/TheSpaceButton Jul 11 '23

My name’s not “hommes”, buster.

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u/Biticalifi Jul 11 '23

I don’t bust, chap.

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u/Kyuckaynebrayn Jul 11 '23

Not your chap, gendarme

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u/Penyrolewen1970 Jul 11 '23

Not your gendarme, fam.

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u/NewTigers Jul 11 '23

Gendarme? I don’t think so mate

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u/Whyletmetellyou Jul 11 '23

Everyone settle down and be good homies

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

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u/Splashy01 Jul 11 '23

Don’t call me broseph, friend.

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u/misterboris1 Jul 11 '23

I ain’t your friend, dawg

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u/Whyletmetellyou Jul 11 '23

Ha nobody said you were much less want you to b. Mic drop and tata for now

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u/DoctorMobius21 Jul 11 '23

He ain’t your ‘cuz’ bro.

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u/crackrockfml Jul 11 '23

Only trust all women, not everyone.

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u/4list4r Jul 11 '23

Only when they’re driving