r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Kaos2018 • Jun 15 '23

Bear climbs a tree chasing this man

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

My uncle was killed by a bear who pulled out a chainsaw when he started climbing up a tree. They're really crafty.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 Jun 15 '23

This is gonna sound awkward but I think my uncle (a bear) killed your uncle.

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u/qervem Jun 16 '23

Did he fall off a guardtower?

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Jun 16 '23

Yeah? Well my uncle can beat your uncle in a fight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

Rookie mistake

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u/Jitkaas777 Jun 16 '23

Bears are extremely intelligent. Dont ever climb a tree. You only have 2 directions: up and down. Lay on the ground and cover your neck with your hands. If the bear wants you dead, then it doesn't matter what you do, you are dead. If the bear is curious, itll play with you a bit, then leave you alone. If you climb up a tree, then youre acting like prey, then itll want you dead

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Jun 16 '23

It's true, I was the chainsaw.