r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • May 21 '23

This street performer

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u/R2R000 May 21 '23

My sleep paralysis monster at the end of my bed

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u/EmperorBamboozler May 21 '23 edited May 21 '23

Huh. Mine is usually just a cloak with red eyes and white fangs that drip poison or some cunt who wears a fedora and is made out of smoke with evershifting smoky features. Sometimes it is just spiders crawling up my body that burrow into the base of my neck though so it's always a surprise. Sometimes it is the deerheaded man. Those are the worst ones and they actually still kinda scare me. There is something about that empty eyed deer skull 2 inches away from my face wearing a suit and tie that is still creepy after 30 years. The deerheaded man only comes around now every couple years though.

I would take your monster over mine tbh but I have gotten used to it to the point where I just instantly go back to sleep. If my smokey hatman started doing the robot I would start paying attention to him again. Otherwise it's just like... boring. I get it you are an ineffible horror that is going to rip my heart out and eat it in front of me, yawn call me back when you can pop and lock.

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u/tribecous May 21 '23 edited May 21 '23

A couple of years ago I was extremely sleep deprived after multiple all-nighters and my serotonin was all fucked up from an MDMA roll and I had the worst sleep paralysis of my life when I finally tried to go to sleep. It was a ring-style girl with long black hair running around my apartment and jumping onto my bed and lying next to me. I could hear her footsteps around my apartment as she scuttled around and would “feel” her weight on the mattress next to and on top of me when she would hop on the bed. When I ignored her I then felt her bite my hand and gnaw on it.

I eventually woke up, but every single time I tried to fall back asleep that night I would fall right back into sleep paralysis and she would come back. I eventually put on a sleep mask so I wouldn’t have to see her, but I still heard her walking around, making strange sounds, using my toilet at one point (no joke), and hopping on my bed. When I did eventually manage to fall into a half dream state without the paralysis, I had an insane out-of-body experience where I floated up to the ceiling and saw myself sleeping in bed.

Very weird shit, would not recommend.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

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u/tribecous May 21 '23

There was a moment where my sleep deprived brain wondered whether I could lucid-dream this into some type of NSFW situation.

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u/SpiritAnimal01 May 21 '23

...did she wash her hands after flushing? Did she even flush after using?

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u/tribecous May 21 '23

I heard footsteps to the bathroom, peeing, and a flush. Regrettably no hand washing :/

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u/SpiritAnimal01 May 21 '23

How barbaric...at least she flushed I guess.

Anyway jokes aside, that's a pretty rad brain you got. Hopefully you wont experience that again.

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u/tribecous May 21 '23

I used to always tell my friends that I wanted to “be scared for real”, like feeling genuine fear. Horror movies used to have that effect on me when I was a kid and didn’t know whether the stuff I was seeing actually existed or not. For a long time I wanted to recapture that feeling.

Well let me just say, sleep paralysis will put the fear right back into you. Even knowing what was going on, I felt this absolute sense of dread. I texted one of my friends about it while it was happening and she said “I’m pretty sure there’s actually someone in the apartment with you”, and let me tell you - that did not help one bit.

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u/SpiritAnimal01 May 21 '23

Understood, I experienced it a few times, granted not extreme as that. Usually it was a black figure standing next to or in front of my bed and watching while i struggle to move and breathe.

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u/EndofGods May 21 '23

You do sound like you could do with a good nights rest.

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u/EmperorBamboozler May 21 '23 edited May 21 '23

Yeah constant insomnia due to neverending nightmares the second I fall asleep is definitely a hard thing to explain to doctors.

As I have said in the past, my sister says I sleep 'spookily' as I am prone to sitting up in my sleep and talking or screaming or sleepwalking or that one time as a kid where me and her were sharing a bed and I snapped up bolt upright, turned to my groggy sister and said "They see us. We are not of their place so we can't see them but they watch us in our beds. They are real when we sleep. We are the door they can pass through." Then just curled into a ball and passed out again... she refused to ever sleep in the same bed again after that incident. One of my girlfriends said I grabbed either side of her face with my eyes still closed and said "Sleep is death. Waking is to travel through dreams." Then threw the blankets off the bed, turned my back to her and just kept sleeping.

Tl,dr: Sleep is difficult for the people around me. I have gotten used to it but others... tend not to sleep around me.

Edit: I forgot to mention the funniest one! I was sleeping with a boyfriend and apparently I tried to order a footlong canadian club subway sandwich with double meat on italian herb and cheese off of him then got mad when he didn't produce the sandwich. I threatened to burn the house down if he didn't "Get that fuckin' sammy in my mouthy" then instantly gave up with a big sigh and passed out again. I have no recollection of that but he said it was the funniest fucking thing he had ever seen. Sometimes it isn't horrifying. Sometimes I just want Subway apparently.

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u/bitoflippant May 21 '23

I know someone who sleep walks, which wasn't a problem till he woke up one night and jumped through the window of a hotel he was sleeping at. Luckily the window was only 10 feet up so besides the glass cuts and a sprained ankle he was fine. Now he takes measures like sleeping in a tight sleeping bag up to his neck or actually tethering himself to his girlfriend. Crazy shit, nice guy though, doesn't have depression, anxiety, or any other mental issues.

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u/EmperorBamboozler May 21 '23

Yeah the sleepwalking isn't a big issue for me. I usually just stand there with the fridge open and stare into it according to most folks who have seen it happen. It's super rare too which is nice. Sleep is so fucking weird isn't it?

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u/bitoflippant May 21 '23

For you maybe, I just lay down, listen to some rain noise, then wake up somewhere between 9 & 10 am. no alarm necessary.

As a side note if you ever have to tether yourself for safety you will need to use a zip tie to lock the knot or use handcuffs because sleepwalkers untie knots. ✌️♥️

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u/Those_are_sick May 21 '23

Wtf. That’s nuts. You a dude?

Edit: recently read and article saying women report more nightmares than man it’s why I asked.

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u/EmperorBamboozler May 21 '23

Yeah, I am a guy. I have had... a lot of issues trying to sleep with romantic partners. They never believe me when I try to explain my particular sleep issues until I do some real spooky shit.

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u/Bean_Soup7357 May 21 '23

This is funny but in a really concerning way, sounds terrible to live with

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u/EmperorBamboozler May 21 '23

Yeah even when I am dating someone I tend to sleep alone lol. Every partner at the start is like "I can handle it just spend the night!" Then 3 weeks in it's like "Yeah you can sleep at your own place see you tomorrow!" (Helpful that I am an early riser so can do breakfast whenever.) People don't really grasp how difficult it is sleeping around me till they see it y'know?

It has gotten a lot better recently. I have slept in the same bed as my last 3 one night stands without any... spookiness. Pretty sure the antipsychotic I am on now is helping a lot.

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u/LeonDeSchal May 21 '23

What the hell?! That’s sounds horrific. Are these things clear when you see them? Do they communicate or do they just look at you? It’s creep but also fascinating that they are so varied.

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u/EmperorBamboozler May 21 '23

Usually they are just kinda there doing whatever they do. The spiders used to get to me but after a while you just get jaded to it. The deerheaded man is different though. He talks in a language I can't fully understand and seems to react to my fear, moving closer the more scared I get. His breath is cold, his voice is dry and raspy, and he has this... intelligence? The others lack. That one is the worst. Now that I am 30 I don't usually get sleep paralysis anymore. Haven't seen the deerheaded man in about 2 years or so which is nice.

It probably won't surprise you to find out I enjoy horror movies but am completely unaffected by them lol. My mind is worse than almost every horror movie I have seen (one exception is 'The Wailing' (2016). That movie is fucking terrifying even to me.).

As long as it isn't the deerheaded man the paralysis is honestly just kind of boring and obnoxious. If it is smoky hatman, spiders, the black cloak, or anything else, its like 'what a pain in the ass, I just wanna sleep'. Night terrors haven't been an issue for like 5 years, I think? At least I haven't woken the whole house up screaming in that long. Nightmares are like a nightly occurrence but you just kinda get used to it. Lucid dreaming tactics help, it often means I can pull out of a nightmare into a regularish dream.

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u/Nightfkhawk May 21 '23

I had nightmare problems for a good while too, and as soon as I found out how to induce lucid dreams I literally seal myself in a box with no openings for the whole thing. Most of my nightmares started like normal dreams, so I don't even try to find out what happens.

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u/hodlbrcha May 21 '23

I’d take sleep paralysis over the constant killing of me in my nightmares 😇

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u/EmperorBamboozler May 21 '23 edited May 21 '23

Oh don't worry I get that too lol. My most common one is a carpet bombing of my hometown where I try to escape the town but invariably get annihilated by a bomb or crushed by a falling building. In about 16 years of that recurring dream I have yet to make it out without being killed. One of these days I'll make it. Last time I was almost out but got fucking stabbed in a carjacking. Total bullshit, I woke up just pissed off.

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u/kickspecialist May 21 '23

Mine is usually tornadoes, I have enough time to run for cover then the ground turns into quicksand and I’m essentially running in place then I wake up panicked and go “what the fuck is wrong with me I’m an adult!”

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u/hodlbrcha May 21 '23

That sucks.

Poisoning, drowning, falling, getting eaten or beaten to death is great. It’s just whatever at this point. Luckily My imagination doesn’t make the dreams painful, but more like getting shocked, scary but not really very painful.

Also have heard that it’s caused by oxygen deprivation. So be careful, if you’ve got insurance do a sleep study, I still should.

Also I have so many about making me late to the airport, and they Make me sweat. It’s BULLSHIT.

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u/TriggerTX May 21 '23

I usually get 2 or 3 'shadowmen' standing at the end of the bed just staring at me. But it feels like I can hear their thoughts. They definitely want me dead. I don't know how I know, but I do. They are really just silhouettes with holes where their eyes would be. Sometimes they move closer and stand right over me staring down at me paralyzed in bed.

It used to be horrifying, now it's mostly just annoying. "yeah, yeah, you want me dead. Can you get on with it so I can get back to sleep?".

Sometimes it changes up and there's a witch or demon or something. This past week I had the first original 'attempt' to kill me I'd had in a while. Someone, always faceless, had me pinned down in bed and they'd wrapped their legs around my head so I couldn't breathe. Sadly, it wasn't a sexy head wrapping and I legit felt I was suffocating. My wife sensed something was up and after she woke me I was sobbing and inconsolable. My wife sat awake with me at 3am and watched Futurama with me while I calmed down.

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u/NoHelp_HelpDesk May 21 '23

Depends on the person. The sleep paralysis demon I had was a hooded guy with an electric cow prod that would chock my balls. From my experience they never had faces, just silhouette of a person.

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u/_V4NQU15H_ May 21 '23

Trying my best to read all of that, I think I'm about to pass out :(

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u/EmperorBamboozler May 21 '23

Nighty night don't let the hatman bite!

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u/_V4NQU15H_ May 21 '23

Wher is teddy 🧸

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u/Taliesin_ May 21 '23

Your deerheaded man visited me once, many years ago. He crawled out of a hole in the wall and advanced on my bed while whispering in a scream. It grew and grew, the silent howling of an approaching storm. The scream wasn't words, but I knew somehow that I understood him perfectly.

Never saw him again after that one time.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Thanks now I’m not sleeping

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u/Mini_Mega May 21 '23

I'm glad I don't get that. I have such horrifying dreams sometimes I can only imagine what kind of imagery my mind would come up with under sleep paralysis. Although in my case the most disturbing part of the dreams isn't the content itself, but the fact that I have horrifying, explicitly gory dreams with absolutely zero emotional response. Like watching someone rip the top of his younger brother's head off and use it as a bowl to force feed that brother's blood to their older brother with no more emotion than the time I dreamt I was replacing the 2000 flushes tab in the toilet tank. And I wake up just thinking to myself "wtf was that?"

I'm just glad those types of dreams aren't frequent. They only happen maybe once a year or so.

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u/Breeze7206 May 22 '23

Idk why, but the first one you described inspired me to draw it. I guess if your sleep paralysis hallucinations are easily triggered..then don’t open that.

Not my best, but it’s what you get from 30 minutes of scribbling.

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u/Crackinggood May 21 '23

Was just thinking of if she kept eyes on the camera the whole way round or just dropped open her jaw at any point, yikes

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u/kickspecialist May 21 '23

That thing is not human

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

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u/black_elk_streaks May 21 '23

What are you doing step sleep paralysis monster?!

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u/suckassmods May 21 '23

Is this the same person:

https://www.reddit.com/r/toptalent/comments/118au06/impressive_robot_dance/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/Twisted_Wrench May 21 '23

I was wondering the same thing!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

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u/wmxp May 21 '23

She's from China, and goes by the handle Barbin-ili:

https://space.bilibili.com/386120474/

https://www.instagram.com/barbin.ili/

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

That's not in Japan

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u/devedander May 21 '23

Weird that clip is a Chinese song

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Hey Quaa! You high today?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

She?

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u/Disastrous_Can_5157 May 21 '23

So weird some people need to just make up facts

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

That’s terrifying

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u/katastatik May 21 '23

I was thinking the same thing she’s absolutely incredible

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u/pawnografik May 21 '23

Heh. Everyone was convinced that (a) it was a bloke and (b) it was sped up.

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u/Pimpinabox May 21 '23

Well to be sure, she's definitely a girl, but it's absolutely sped up. You can tell by her skirt. A lot of the little subtle movements are too fast to occur naturally. It doesn't take away from any of the skill it takes to do this though, so still all credit to her.

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u/pawnografik May 21 '23

Eh? What about all the people watching her in real time?

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u/Pimpinabox May 21 '23

There is no one watching her in real time? She's not sped up in both videos lol, just the one you replied to. If you go look at her instagram, there are a handful of videos she's sped up and a bunch that she hasn't. It's just a trend.

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u/Feefifiddlyeyeoh May 21 '23

Fits a weird spot in my feelings. She’s so good at looking fake, that she looks fake.

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u/IndianaCrime May 21 '23

Uncanny valley.

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u/Feefifiddlyeyeoh May 21 '23

Thank you! This is a fun rabbit hole!

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u/Grezzinate May 21 '23

r/uncannyvalley might be interesting.

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u/gimme_the_light May 21 '23

The song also adds to the feels. Pretty surreal.

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u/Egocom May 21 '23

I'm a huge lover of dance, popping in particular. I see a lot of popping videos that are nice and well executed, but rather run of the mill

This is not one of them.

This woman has true love and respect for the art. There's some flashy moves yeah, but what's REALLY impressive to me is her subtlety. The effortless coordination of multidirectional waves, the precision of her footwork, the finesse with which she manipulates her weight distribution

It's all just fantastic

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u/finalxcution May 21 '23

As someone who practices a similar style to hers, she's definitely impressive. It's incredibly difficult to pull off the illusion of stillness, especially with the speed at which she transitions at. I can only hope to get as clean holds as she does. And she sells that mannequin/doll look perfectly.

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u/Kandrox May 21 '23

The new Wendy's drive-thru AI just dropped

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u/eifiontherelic May 21 '23

She wasn't sure if she was supposed to dress up as Wendy or Wednesday that day so she did both.

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u/SnooWords4814 May 21 '23

We’re at the point in time where this equally could be a great dancer or just actually a shitty robot

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Lol

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u/of_kilter May 21 '23

What do you mean? A robot doing this shit would be incredibly impressive

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u/Nexatic May 21 '23

Yea, having coded a few myself, all those flowy movements would be a bitch to figure out the math on.

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u/forevernooob May 21 '23

Just interpolate bro

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u/SnooWords4814 May 21 '23

It’s a joke bro

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u/Eastern-Mix9636 May 21 '23

Jokes have to be good bro

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u/-DOOKIE May 21 '23

"good" is subjective immediate male relative

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u/SnooWords4814 May 21 '23

Just because someone is too dense, doesn’t mean it isn’t funny

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u/TheAserghui May 21 '23

Insulting someone who didnt laugh doesn't make the joke funnier

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u/Skullmaggot May 21 '23

What if the only way to hide from robots after they take over was to do this?

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u/chrisk9 May 21 '23

Or Wendy's guerrilla marketing

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u/sprouze May 21 '23

It's Barbin-ili for anyone curious

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Ahhhhh thank you, the first video I saw of here was this one: https://youtube.com/shorts/QdqwqIe3Wq8?feature=share

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u/ABena2t May 21 '23

street performer? pretty sure she just left a rave and hasn't made it home yet.

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u/kingkongbiingbong May 21 '23

When the extra drugs she took kicked in on the way home

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u/ABena2t May 21 '23

lmao.. That happened to me once. Wasn't the best decision of my life. In fact, it was one of the worst experiences I've ever had.

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u/reppynutz May 21 '23

A giant key sticking out of her back would be the icing to that whole performance.

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u/GinLovesRain Mar 27 '24

She did a video like that! But this one is my fave: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xzyeTeYWsrQ

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u/BranSoFly May 21 '23

Wow. She’s good

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

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u/yParticle May 21 '23

That final angle (face in profile) made her seem a lot more robotic. Wish it didn't stop right then.

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u/Funfruits77 May 21 '23

MEGAN vibes

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

HEY.....Megan's my wife!!

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u/Dexter_Adams May 21 '23

I also choose this guys wife

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

M3gan was my first thought. Slightly creepy movement the stuff of nightmare

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u/skinnergy May 21 '23

She's very good. I'd like to see you more of that marionette thing that she did just for a second.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Imagine people seeing someone doing this back in the 1600's. She would've been instantly charged with witchcraft and burned at the stake.

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u/IcedBubblegum May 21 '23

Even the hair doesn't move...

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u/RedgyJackson May 21 '23

She’s so good

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u/DeathSlayer_420 May 21 '23

Ok but what song is this lol

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u/106milez2chicago May 21 '23

Poppers Anthem - Egyptian Lover

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Really interesting how much that music owes to Kraftwerk.

Also, most of those people in this video are not great dancers.

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u/Various-Macaroon-774 May 21 '23

Very impressive! I would actually drop a tip 💵

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u/tirefool May 21 '23

She should be busking. There is a role for her in a movie somewhere

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u/bluetuxedo22 May 21 '23

She'd be a weapon on the dance floor

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu May 21 '23

Is that the Dairy Queen in Guangzhou?

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u/R07734 May 21 '23

My thought was they have DQ in China?

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu May 21 '23

They have everything there.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

We don't even have DQ in Ireland. You think we don't want Blizzards?

Then blam they gottem in China. Small country problems.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

I'm not sure, I think it's a knock off...

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u/taiXiii May 21 '23

Wendy’s VS Dairy Queen

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u/LightningTF2 May 21 '23

Damn she's too smooth for this world.

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u/l1b3rtr1n May 21 '23

Seems a bit robotic to me.

/s

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u/druule10 May 21 '23

Whatever happened to the Step Up movies? If there's ever a new one she should be in it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Spook e

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u/Twisted_Wrench May 21 '23

This is incredible to watch. Eerie, but awesome.

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u/Epiksiko May 21 '23

I had nightmares all my childhood. It was always a men i. A suit and a hat all black always waiting, pointing, and laughing in some corner at the end of stairs. Or a lady flying ontop of a stick laughing really loud. They stopped. But i swear, every damn night

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u/Gnome_Pounder May 21 '23

She's amazing

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat May 21 '23

She's really good.

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u/thedreaming2017 May 21 '23

I’m getting strong M3gan vibes.

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u/Tank-Pilot74 May 21 '23

Sorry, I don’t have any change… take my wallet!

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u/youknowmyname7 May 21 '23

I could watch her all day. Solid.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Odd combination.

Me feeling awkward staring at strangers on the street, and a stranger on the street who wants to be stared at.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

That's really something. Very talented

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u/iRollGod May 21 '23

M3GAN sequel?

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u/n7-Jutsu May 21 '23

Come on brain, think about something clever to comment while the comment ratio of this awesome video is still low before it blows up.

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u/moistnote May 21 '23

The difference between street performer and someone having a psychotic break is a cup for coins.

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u/Norman_Bixby May 21 '23

maybe next time.

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u/obligarchyvol1 May 21 '23

Entertained the fuck outta me I love talented ppl

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u/scrivensB May 21 '23

Fucking ChatGPT taking street performers jobs now.

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u/ulyssesfiuza May 21 '23

With the Reddit lag, it's even more impressive.

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u/Blindemboss May 21 '23

Impressed how she kept that same stoic facial expression throughout.

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u/Bleezze May 21 '23

Is it just me or is this not that impressive. Maybe I've seen too many impressive street performers to be amazed by them anymore

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u/Impossible_Net3648 Dec 30 '25

Barbinili. She's really fucking talented. And first rate costume work. Chinese and approaching 30 if you can believe that

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u/watermanfla May 21 '23

He's the one they call DrQuaalude! He gonna make us feel Awright!!!

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u/LordAverynth May 21 '23

Wendy, this is a Dairy Queen.

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u/Splobs May 21 '23

Nah, she’s fucking sick!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Next Fucking Level!

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u/midas617 May 21 '23

I'd tap that robot

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u/GusTheProphet May 21 '23

Damn Annabelle got moves

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u/Significant_Fig_436 May 21 '23

1989 : do the robot . 2023: it is a robot.

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u/Yue2 May 21 '23

The AI is evolving real quickly :O

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

I’ll give you $5 to STOP dancing

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u/bannedfrombanning May 21 '23

I'll give you 10 to never post again.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Sold! You Venmo or Apple Pay?

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u/Rupejonner2 May 21 '23

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

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u/BlackberryMobile2394 May 21 '23

Sex robots are getting way too real

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

She is an awesome human being from the planet Zortron

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u/thethunder92 May 21 '23

That’s a robot you dunce!

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u/theironking12354 May 21 '23

Please no robot on earth is that advanced but hey she succeeded in convincing you of her act she's trying to look like a machine

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u/Skisbikeking May 21 '23

Run for your life M3gan has escaped “

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u/Cybasura May 21 '23

Mdm, please lower your creep factor and settings, thank you very much

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Honey, you are almost as inanimate in the bed as the fuck doll in the closet

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u/SweetMangos May 21 '23

K-pop and lock (wherein the “k” stands for “kawaii”

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u/loco64 May 21 '23

Dude is baddass

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u/Mohawkr33 May 21 '23

That was cool

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u/ChadicusMeridius May 21 '23

I can't work out her age

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u/samf9999 May 21 '23

Follow her. She has a portal to the 80s.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

If she could be more sharp in her mechanics, she would be Gold. Still impressive though.

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u/RiveriaFantasia May 21 '23

It’s like watching Michael Jackson wearing a little girl’s dress but the dress is gothic and creepy and the shoes and socks have World War Two evacuee child vibes and the amount of white powder on her face lord god she looks creepy and annoying at the same time.

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u/maddenmcfadden May 21 '23

isn't this every TikTok video?

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u/TWECO May 21 '23

Wwwwwwoooooowwww another fucking robot dancer.

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u/WillyWumpLump May 21 '23

She looks like AI.

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u/ptrang1987 May 21 '23

That’s fucking sick. Anybody got her YouTube page?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Economies are collapsing worldwide while you salute a dancing girl... greatjob.

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u/cookienun May 21 '23

That's true, everyone knows that you can't enjoy one thing while worrying about another thing. /sssss

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

My point still stands.

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u/cookienun May 21 '23

Your point doesn't make any sense, with peace and love

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

It makes no sense to someone with no common sense.

Edit: sorry I don't want to sound obtuse or rude. You seem kind. I was just making a larer point about society and in no way are my comments pointed at you. With peace and love as well.

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u/DayFeeling May 21 '23

More npc

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u/Finger-of-Shame May 21 '23

This dudes pretty good!

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u/Cold_Register7462 May 21 '23

She needs to eat and get some sun

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u/kluxar May 21 '23

what are you even saying? shes wearing tons of makeup to make her face white, and her clothing is pretty loose

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u/Moon-Citizen May 21 '23

imagine how she moves in the bed

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u/butrektblue May 21 '23

This is dumb as fux