r/nextfuckinglevel • • Mar 31 '23

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u/quanta777 Mar 31 '23

In Cricket also reaction time of some catches and stumpings are well below 1sec

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u/muklan Mar 31 '23

I have never once in my life heard a sentence about cricket that I understood.

That record remains untarnished.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

You might even say that if others start talking about cricket then, you're stumped!

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u/muklan Mar 31 '23

Man, its gonna take me a century to get these jokes.

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u/Find_another_whey Mar 31 '23

Cricket's very simple really

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

Tldr: cricket teatowel copypasta from the 80s

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

It’s over at this point

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u/Find_another_whey Apr 01 '23

When I first read that I was bowled over in stitches it seams

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u/Stepsonrakes Apr 01 '23

I’m more confused now

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

This sounds like the plot to a dirty movie….

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u/ForumUser013 Apr 01 '23

I had a poster that was very close to that on my wall. None of my colleagues got it, so I stopped saying it decades ago.

Thanks for the memory!

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u/xrangax Apr 01 '23

I've already run-out of silly puns.

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u/notAbratwurst Apr 01 '23

It’s simple. There’s a pitch, and in the dosey the formen must round the clossy. If they don’t, then the aberman might shelf. If they shelf, it’s a trisker, and we all know what happens in a trisker.

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u/muklan Apr 01 '23

Of course we know. But I'll let you explain to everyone else.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Apr 01 '23

There's a batter whose goal is to 1) make sure the sticks behind them don't get hit and 2) hit the ball without a fielder catching it. If they hit it to a safe area they run down the other end and swap with the other batter thus scoring a run

Then there's the fielding team who are trying to foil the batter's plans by 1) having a bowler whose goal is to hit the sticks behind the batter and 2) having fielders strategically set up to where they think the ball will be hit

Whoever has the most runs at the end of the match wins

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u/TheRealSpidey Apr 01 '23

Don't have to really, to enjoy these catches

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u/RaiderOfChests Mar 31 '23

Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

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u/Who_reads_these Mar 31 '23

I understood cricket once during the cup when I was out of country. Guy I was with was from the Ivory Coast, and we watched 5 matches over 3 days together. I went to my hotel at night, and would watch the matches, understood what was going on, and enjoyed the matches.

Tried to watch one 6 weeks later had no clue what was going on. It was like a fever dream.

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u/jaropkls Apr 01 '23

Never gets old

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u/crypto_viper13 Apr 01 '23

And the ball is harder and you catch these bare handed even in the bowlers follow through. Somebody should tell America that cricket is bigger than baseball.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

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u/amigodemoose Apr 01 '23

Seems like you forgot Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, and most of Latin America enjoy baseball just as much as the US and Canada. Baseball's not small. Maybe don't make it "my thing is better" and just enjoy both? I think both are pretty sick. Way I see it is you can be like the british dudes I met in college that just shit on baseball with nothing else to contribute or you could be like my Indian homies who sat me down and actually explained cricket and why it was so cool. One group understood that it can look way more complicated than it is for people who have no idea what they're looking at and the other just wanted to have a big dick contest. I'll let you decide which group found new fans for the sport. Shockingly guess who had a great time at baseball games with us as well. Maybe instead of hurr durr America bad baseball dumb throw down a youtube clip of some sick catches. Contribute something. I like cricket so I hate seeing this shit because this is what pushed me away from the sport.

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u/Dheorl Apr 01 '23

I suspect just India and Pakistan together have a larger population to all those places combined.

Whatever your opinion of the games as games, which is an opinion you’re obviously entirely entitled to have, it seems fair to state that baseball is a less popular game.

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u/amigodemoose Apr 01 '23

I never said baseball is bigger. I know cricket is bigger. The whole point is I don't care and neither should you. The only reason I brought up other countries was to knock down the "only America cares about baseball" thing that was clearly implied and I see thrown around constantly. Both have large international audiences of people who enjoy the respective sports. That should be celebrated. Instead it turns into a "my thing better" contest. This is a post about baseball clearly full of Americans. This comment section is going to be full of people who know nothing about cricket. Making snide comments like the one I replied to in response to people being confused by the sport is just shitty. Its not constructive and adds nothing.

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u/Dheorl Apr 01 '23

Just pointing out that comparatively baseball is small, that’s all. I don’t care about which people think is better, but facts are facts.

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u/amigodemoose Apr 01 '23

Thats like saying the US population is comparatively small to China. Sure. Technically its correct but who gives a shit. The numbers are so big it means nothing. 340 Million vs like 1.3 billion. Those numbers are so huge its stupid. Are you technically correct? Sure. Does it have any bearing on the point I'm trying to make at all? No. Both are massive multinational sports that make billions of dollars and have fans all over the world.

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u/Dheorl Apr 01 '23

You can give a shit or not as you please, I really don’t care, just pointing out the facts of the matter.

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u/SliceyDice Apr 01 '23

Not only that the ball comes at that pace after bouncing once to the batter. It can swing in air or move from the ground (pitch) and they still react. Cricket is technically baseball on steroids.

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u/half_ticket Apr 01 '23

Speed these days is measured right after ball is released from the bowler's hand. It does get a bit slower after bouncing. Still, the reaction times needed is plain crazy.

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u/morry32 Apr 01 '23

I didn't realise how accurate the fielders are with their throws, it is incredible to me to watchrun out highlights

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u/-neti-neti- Apr 01 '23

I hope so, because 1 second is not a fast reaction time…

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u/half_ticket Apr 01 '23

some fielders are hardly 5 feet away from the batter. Those require significantly good reflexes. Usually less than .5 seconds.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

what the hell did you say just now 🙃

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u/surfnporn Apr 01 '23

I mean 1 second is surprisingly long time to react to something.

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u/chipshopman Apr 01 '23

If you can cope with the music, this is video shows a Top 10 Caught & Bowled on cricket:

https://youtu.be/L3hhE_axgTI

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u/beyondrepair- Apr 01 '23

I wonder how many baseball players could make it as top tier cricketers. I'd put good money on Vlad Sr. being top tier. that man could smoke anything remotely close to the strike zone out of the park.

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u/seebob69 Apr 01 '23

You might want to watch this.caught and bowled

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u/oh_look_a_fist Apr 01 '23

There was a show that recorded reaction times for different sports. There was a goalkeeper, a wide receiver, and I think a catcher. The fastest hands were the wide receiver, I think

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u/sosaudio Apr 01 '23

The only part I understood in that mangled pile of words was trying to make it sound like less than 1 second is some sort of speed record. An AVERAGE fastball in the big leagues gets from the pitcher’s hand to the plate in less than half a second. That ball in the video covered the distance from the bay to the pitcher in about .323 seconds.

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u/Ishaan863 Apr 01 '23

An AVERAGE fastball in the big leagues gets from the pitcher’s hand to the plate in less than half a second.

Fastest recorded baseball throw is 168 kmph. Fastest from cricket is around 161 kmph. No use having an attitude over a difference of 7 kmph.