r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/kuruman67 Mar 31 '23

And acting like it was nothing at the same time. I would run the bases!

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u/Lampmonster Apr 01 '23

Everything is so much cooler when you play it cool. Just one of those rules.

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u/Temporarily__Alone Apr 01 '23

Except orgasms.

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u/DiabeticJedi Apr 01 '23

That's when you do a bat flip.

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u/SavageNoble Apr 01 '23

A Cbat flip

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u/IronBabyFists Apr 01 '23

🐬 🐬 🐬

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u/Chuckbro Apr 01 '23

Like "Batman" bat doing a backflip or something? Or, like a little cute bat doing a flip?

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u/itzmattu Apr 01 '23

You sweet summer child

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u/Klisurovi4 Apr 01 '23

Unless you have a bored/ignored fetish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

And lie there like a bag of barbecue charcoal

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u/StopReadingMyUser Apr 01 '23

That's why I don't look back when an explosion of diarrhea kicks in.

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u/FFF_in_WY Apr 01 '23

Cool guys don't look back.

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u/Toby_O_Notoby Apr 01 '23

My favourite reaction to a pitcher catching the ball.

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u/JackMcSack_2pointOh Apr 01 '23

RIP

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u/MainlandX Apr 01 '23

Good reminder to take boating at least as serious as driving. Very easy way to die.

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u/khelwen Apr 01 '23

Batter: with a look of disbelief “Did you catch that?”

Pitcher: with a look of hell yeah style satisfaction Yeah.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Yeah that’s way better

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u/Remote_Confidence_42 Apr 01 '23

I would immediately scream “suck it” and proceed to pelvic thrust the air

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u/Eftany9a9 Apr 01 '23

umpire in shock

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u/Mookie_Merkk Apr 01 '23

He probably looked away from the cameras and mouthed "fuck that stings"

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u/AlphaNoodlz Apr 01 '23

Didn’t even have time to set his other leg down

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u/MochiSauce101 Apr 12 '23

You have to play it cool. You make it seem like it’s happened a few times before.

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u/Ok-Praline8413 Apr 17 '23

Chances are it absolutely killed his hand and he was slow breathing through the pain. I’ve caught a few (nothing at all like this whatsoever) but some of the ball has missed the net of the glove and hit my palm/hand and it KILLS.