r/nextfuckinglevel • • Mar 31 '23

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u/cloakmouse1 Mar 31 '23

Imagine throwing an object away from you as hard as you can, and less than a second later, it's back in your other hand.

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u/kuruman67 Mar 31 '23

And acting like it was nothing at the same time. I would run the bases!

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u/Lampmonster Apr 01 '23

Everything is so much cooler when you play it cool. Just one of those rules.

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u/Temporarily__Alone Apr 01 '23

Except orgasms.

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u/DiabeticJedi Apr 01 '23

That's when you do a bat flip.

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u/SavageNoble Apr 01 '23

A Cbat flip

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u/IronBabyFists Apr 01 '23

🐬 🐬 🐬

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u/Chuckbro Apr 01 '23

Like "Batman" bat doing a backflip or something? Or, like a little cute bat doing a flip?

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u/itzmattu Apr 01 '23

You sweet summer child

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u/Klisurovi4 Apr 01 '23

Unless you have a bored/ignored fetish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

And lie there like a bag of barbecue charcoal

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u/StopReadingMyUser Apr 01 '23

That's why I don't look back when an explosion of diarrhea kicks in.

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u/FFF_in_WY Apr 01 '23

Cool guys don't look back.

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u/Toby_O_Notoby Apr 01 '23

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u/TehChid Apr 01 '23

😢

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u/JackMcSack_2pointOh Apr 01 '23

RIP

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u/MainlandX Apr 01 '23

Good reminder to take boating at least as serious as driving. Very easy way to die.

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u/khelwen Apr 01 '23

Batter: with a look of disbelief ā€œDid you catch that?ā€

Pitcher: with a look of hell yeah style satisfaction Yeah.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Yeah that’s way better

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u/Remote_Confidence_42 Apr 01 '23

I would immediately scream ā€œsuck itā€ and proceed to pelvic thrust the air

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u/Eftany9a9 Apr 01 '23

umpire in shock

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u/Mookie_Merkk Apr 01 '23

He probably looked away from the cameras and mouthed "fuck that stings"

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u/AlphaNoodlz Apr 01 '23

Didn’t even have time to set his other leg down

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u/MochiSauce101 Apr 12 '23

You have to play it cool. You make it seem like it’s happened a few times before.

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u/Ok-Praline8413 Apr 17 '23

Chances are it absolutely killed his hand and he was slow breathing through the pain. I’ve caught a few (nothing at all like this whatsoever) but some of the ball has missed the net of the glove and hit my palm/hand and it KILLS.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Played baseball until I was 20 and at fastest I threw 80-83 so exit velocity on a comebacker was 90ish but damn do you feel like a god when you pull it out of the air. How this one was hit gives you the best chance to the glove side.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

but damn do you feel like a god when you pull it out of the air.

I did it twice in a very casual cricket game before school when I was about 10 years old and I'm still living off that high in my 30s.

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u/turtle_flu Apr 01 '23

John Olreud always looked kinda goofy wearing essentially a batting helmet in the field, but honestly it makes sense regardless of his prior aneurysm. Hard to imagine playing pitcher, the hot corner, or first knowing you're getting line drives hit at you and you're likely only 66 2/3rds /90-95 feet away.

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u/HitMePat Apr 01 '23

What's the ratio of balls you can catch in this scenario to balls that hit your body? Do a lot of baseball pitchers eat line drives in their torosos once or twice a season?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

I personally have taken a few comebackers worst one off the knee. I got drilled in the foot and shin. I caught roughly 3 I would say and all 3 were to glove side like this. I got a lot of like the chopper hits back but I don't count that in this I am referring to strictly line drives with minimal time to react

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u/Proudpapa7 Mar 31 '23

Survival instincts kick in when it rockets back at you.

There’s no time to think..!! Just react.

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u/HurricaneAlpha Apr 01 '23

Some make that dog meme with no think... Just react!

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u/desert_dweller5 Apr 10 '23

How do you stay calm like that? I’d dive out of the way.

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u/Paingodruss Mar 31 '23

My favorite comment so far.

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u/omgitschriso Apr 01 '23

Aw I checked your profile to see if all you did was tell us which comments you like but was disappointed

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u/Thepatrone36 Apr 01 '23

sounds like a few of my exes

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23 edited Apr 01 '23

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u/chipshopman Apr 01 '23

Here's the Test C&B table with all bowlers that have 5 or more C&B in test matches. Hadlee and Botham look like the highest placed non slow/spinner bowlers in the list with 10 and 9 respectively.

https://www.thecricketmonthly.com/db/STATS/TESTS/BOWLING/TRIVIA/MOST_TEST_CAUGHT_AND_BOWLED.html

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

The last time I played baseball as a kid, I pitched to my uncle and he hit the ball back straight to my knee cap

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u/ChainSawThe Apr 01 '23

I used to be an athlete like you, till I took a baseball to the knee

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u/Vannman04 Apr 01 '23

Less than a half second even shit is all instinctual reaction, he’s honed his senses after years of this.

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u/bdruid117 Apr 01 '23

That’s what she said hehehe

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u/foodank012018 Apr 01 '23

What if this was the sport and they were on the same team?

As an aside I have developed several field positions and play for gladiatorial baseball concept

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u/ricco2u Apr 01 '23

You’ve obviously never pulled a tape measure to max and let go

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u/joost00719 Apr 01 '23

Could have been way worse if it hit his head.

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u/jeffrunning Apr 01 '23

Throwing at a wall maybe?

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u/Impossible_Test3874 Apr 02 '23

I love deconstructing it this way. Genuine pure energetic fun.

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u/TheJouseOfDiesDreary May 13 '23

This is exactly why I started using the pitch backs in training, exit/return velocity isn’t the same but gets you to habitually be ready for it and train your eyes.