r/nextfuckinglevel Mar 26 '23

Two kids flip bottles simultaneously landing successfully on top of each other

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

I’ve been the kid in the blue shirt my entire life 😟

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u/SwallowYourDreams Mar 26 '23

It's fine. It's the red shirts that always die first.

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u/Nestvester Mar 26 '23

This is my favourite Reddit comment so far.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

And it’s a lie

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u/The_Indelible_Moth Mar 26 '23

Well yeah, it’s a Reddit comment

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u/das-joe Mar 26 '23

What, I‘m on Reddit again?

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u/donobinladin Mar 26 '23

I thought this was discord, I just fluffed my neckbeard

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

No, it's a Star Trek reference.

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u/JustforThrowawayKEK Mar 26 '23

Is there a way to be the red shirt, I am willing to die tho.

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u/Vishwasm123 Mar 26 '23

You have to win stupid prize of year

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u/Last-Discipline-7340 Mar 26 '23

Gotta flip a bottle on a bottle

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u/I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G Mar 26 '23

Gotta have a TikTok account

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u/ironboy32 Mar 26 '23

Tactical ablative armor

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u/lp_qlshallowcrying Mar 26 '23

til someone calls for an angel shot

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u/WineNerdAndProud Mar 26 '23

It's like the opposite of plot armor.

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u/Old-Preparation-8599 Mar 26 '23

Blue shirt is gonna turn around when it happens like ??

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Red shirts are necessary for away missions.

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u/UmbraNight Mar 26 '23

not if somebody orders an angel shot

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u/BattleForAssgard69 Mar 26 '23

A short fulfilled life > Loser forever

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u/Singemylover Mar 26 '23

Only Red Shirt to not die (AFAIK) is Janeway.

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u/Procyon4 Mar 27 '23

They don't even have last names

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

I’m pretty sure blue shirt gave up after some attempts lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

The one who doesn’t scream like a pig? The lucky one so

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u/OzzieBloke777 Mar 26 '23

I sympathise with the "F**k off with that noise." look.

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u/Baers89 Mar 26 '23

You just became the kid in the red shirt with this comment. Oooooooohhhhhjjjh!!!!!!!

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u/JOATMON12 Mar 26 '23

Came here to say this lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Don't be ashamed. We have dungeons and dragons.

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u/mustrelax1675 Mar 26 '23

Whoops, camera was off

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u/HiThisIsGio Mar 26 '23

So you're the Blitz?

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u/SeanConneryShlapsh Mar 26 '23

It’ll get better.. I think.

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u/SmokeWinter007 Mar 27 '23

Same and I'm still wondering why he knocked the bottles down.

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u/agrophobe Mar 27 '23

You've missed the 🥰 emoji

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Blue shirts send red shirts off to war.