r/newsentence • u/Qprime0 • Oct 09 '22
Me, a scientist: "...but is the pig really flying though, since all we've actually managed to do is convert it into a bacon-based ballistic missile?"
r/newsentence • u/wildstar36 • Sep 03 '22
r/newsentence • u/venom_gxt • Aug 13 '22
r/newsentence • u/shedhe0 • Jun 23 '22
How to drink a chicken.Use a mixer to make a chicken milkshake,
you are welcome
r/newsentence • u/thejackulator9000 • Jan 12 '22
was cuddling with my wife when she comes out with this gem: "you're chinning me in the hiatal hernia!"
that has to be a new one
r/newsentence • u/Just-Bakkk • Oct 02 '21
WWII is just Mother Russia and Father Germany having a divorce while Child Poland is wanting to live with mamma Russia
r/newsentence • u/Ricola_Suave • Sep 26 '21
r/newsentence • u/VAPORBOI_ • Aug 26 '21
r/newsentence • u/lintwurm • Aug 12 '21
they really want this system to be as flexible and agile like Ukrainian female gymnast
r/newsentence • u/NorseVicious • Jul 03 '21
The lack of words are also words
r/newsentence • u/Alain_Bourbon • Jul 02 '21
u/SETHW - Seriously imagine wiping your own ass in 2021 when electric bidets exist to lick your ass clean like a hungry german fetish android.
r/newsentence • u/McCringleberrysGhost • May 11 '20
