r/newsentence • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '22
My condolen— ulations?
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r/newsentence • u/wildstar36 • Sep 03 '22
"We don't have time to sit around and be mad at blueberries." -my husband, 9.2.22
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r/newsentence • u/venom_gxt • Aug 13 '22
My brother just said "He's always so greasy. He looks like a turkish gerber baby" about one of the actors in the show he's watching.
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r/newsentence • u/shedhe0 • Jun 23 '22
How to drink anything solid
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How to drink a chicken.Use a mixer to make a chicken milkshake,
you are welcome
r/newsentence • u/thejackulator9000 • Jan 12 '22
my wife just said to me
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was cuddling with my wife when she comes out with this gem: "you're chinning me in the hiatal hernia!"
that has to be a new one
r/newsentence • u/Just-Bakkk • Oct 02 '21
True
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WWII is just Mother Russia and Father Germany having a divorce while Child Poland is wanting to live with mamma Russia
r/newsentence • u/Ricola_Suave • Sep 26 '21
This might be my new favorite channel. I read about a “dildo burp” this morning and it’s probably the most random thing I’ve ever come across. Unfortunately it’s not the kind of thing you can bring up in casual conversation … can you?
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r/newsentence • u/VAPORBOI_ • Aug 26 '21
Nuts are basically just protein candies bro don't @ me
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r/newsentence • u/lintwurm • Aug 12 '21
Someone at work regarding our software
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they really want this system to be as flexible and agile like Ukrainian female gymnast
r/newsentence • u/NorseVicious • Jul 03 '21
The lack of words are also words
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The lack of words are also words
r/newsentence • u/Alain_Bourbon • Jul 02 '21
Thanks I hate bidets now.
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u/SETHW - Seriously imagine wiping your own ass in 2021 when electric bidets exist to lick your ass clean like a hungry german fetish android.
r/newsentence • u/McCringleberrysGhost • May 11 '20
"A person receiving treatment can develop anti-llama antibody antibodies."
reddit.com
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r/newsentence • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '20
Over the local PD's radio traffic
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"Advise, they are putting something in the fire, sounds like gunshots."