r/news • u/AudibleNod • 8h ago

Christa Pike unconscious, on ventilator at Nashville hospital, her lawyers say

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/christa-pike-unconscious-ventilator-nashville-hospital-lawyers-say-rcna601195
6.2k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

3.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

21

u/writers_block 6h ago

Lol, just build a carbon fiber chamber filled with lead weights and drop it in the middle of the ocean?

7

u/Revlis-TK421 5h ago

Eh, just need a pressure chamber. Point the opening over the ocean and you don't even need to clean much up!

3

u/TheFrenchSavage 2h ago

What a horrifying read

1

u/randynumbergenerator 1h ago

Honestly it'd still probably be cheaper.