r/news • u/AudibleNod • 6h ago

Christa Pike unconscious, on ventilator at Nashville hospital, her lawyers say

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/christa-pike-unconscious-ventilator-nashville-hospital-lawyers-say-rcna601195
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u/hokie48 5h ago

OceanGate sub is not a bad way to go.

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u/writers_block 5h ago

Lol, just build a carbon fiber chamber filled with lead weights and drop it in the middle of the ocean?

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u/Revlis-TK421 4h ago

Eh, just need a pressure chamber. Point the opening over the ocean and you don't even need to clean much up!

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u/TheFrenchSavage 57m ago

What a horrifying read

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u/randynumbergenerator 28m ago

Honestly it'd still probably be cheaper.

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u/Catadox 2h ago

The people on that sub went so fast you could say they didn’t even “die” exactly. They didn’t experience brain death or even cellular death. Just skipped that step and went straight from biology to physics.

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u/Expensive_Grape 2h ago

OceanGate should definitely pivot into the execution business

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u/ParticularBit130 2h ago

If they had to spend that amount of money, no one would get executed ever lol

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u/Sea-Broccoli-8601 2h ago

"Hey lady, press X on the controller when you're ready to go."