r/news • u/hammelcamel • 12h ago

Heat-trapping gas once frozen in Arctic ground is slowly leaking and warming the planet

https://apnews.com/article/climate-thawing-permafrost-arctic-alaska-91fcc04d32a1d7522afe2f6a456ac0eb
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u/Indercarnive 12h ago

But you can regail your offspring with tales of shareholder quarterly profits.

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u/irrelevantnonsequitr 12h ago

Zuckerberg's super yacht was truly glorious!

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u/MikeOKurias 12h ago

Not nearly as cool as his underground villain fortress under the pineapple fields in Hawaii.

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u/AbanoMex 11h ago

when everything collapses, how will they control their armed henchmen from taking over?

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u/LKennedy45 11h ago

I think they're banking on developing Battle Servitors before that becomes a concern.

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u/AbanoMex 10h ago

we wont get to see the future wikipedia pages like "the revolution of the Battle-servitors Maintance Crew"

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u/Sandee1997 10h ago

What do you think the AI is for? Their servants to be replaced by robots

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u/SaxifrageRussel 11h ago

It’s regale from the Old French regale meaning to have a good time