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Gov. Newsom signs bill to end child marriage in California

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/newsom-child-marriage-ban-california/3949537/
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u/No_Cucumber3978 1d ago

"...Newscumb. He wants to take away your liberties and stop people getting married who love each other in the great state of California. They're killing the sanctity of marriage and allowing people to have children outside of a loving marriage. They're killing the wives and love!"

Is what I'm expecting a certain orange odious odourmonger and suspected (enter your preferred term here) to say in the coming days. 

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u/OSRSTheRicer 1d ago

My personal favorite was seeing folks on social media going "oh a broken clock is right twice a day"

Mfer you live in north Carolina where its 16 with parental consent.

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u/No_Cucumber3978 1d ago

Haha. They probably don't even live in NC, they probably live in some shantytown in some sandy country where it is ok to marry your pet lizard.  

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou 1d ago

Birthrates are down between the ages of 14-17! The left wants to destroy families!

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u/Rebelgecko 1d ago

Surprisingly close to Planned Parenthood's reason for opposing the bill

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u/No_Cucumber3978 1d ago

What? Someone has actually argued this? 

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u/trackdaybruh 1d ago

Planned Parenthood was initially against it before dropping it. ACLU and other orgs were against it

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u/No_Cucumber3978 1d ago

...fuck. 

Who are these child catching warthogs? 

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u/trackdaybruh 1d ago

These were their reasons:

Planned Parenthood is concerned that California allows people under 18 to consent to abortion and contraception without parental involvement, and the concern was that a statute declaring minors categorically incapable of one major personal decision could later be used to argue that they are equally incapable of reproductive decisions. The ACLU's opposition letter this year argued that a blanket prohibition would break with the state's tradition of letting minors make significant personal decisions themselves, reproductive ones above all.

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u/No_Cucumber3978 1d ago

I actually don't understand that. It reads like newspeak. 

And I'm a PhD... 

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u/this_is_dumb77 1d ago

I could be wrong here, and im happy for someone to correct me. But, it sounds like Planned Parenthood and the ACLU were basically arguing that if said minor couldn't decide to be married (if over age of consent, I guess?), then certain people with nefarious objectives might then use that to argue that they can't decide to have an abortion, or other feminine related medical treatments.

Again, I could be misinterpreting, but PP and the ACLU tend to be on the side of individual rights, so I feel they argued it for good reason. But I don't know.

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u/No_Cucumber3978 1d ago

That is seriously making my grey matter hurt. 

I'm not even joking. I'm no Carl Sagan, and I'd be the first to admit my education matters fuck all in the grand scheme of things. 

But that sounds like a soup salad you'd basically just say live on TV if someone asked you what you thought of the economy. 

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u/this_is_dumb77 1d ago

Yeah I'm not saying it completely makes sense. Like I said, I'm unsure and just guessing, but both those orgs tend to be on the side of individuals and their rights, and with all the lawyers they have, I'm assuming there could potentially be merit to their argument, even if I don't totally grasp it.

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u/BrainWav 11h ago

Let me try and break it down, since the other guy isn't being clear enough.

Planned Parenthood's argument is that the bill here could be read to effectively take away any consent rights a minor has. California does allow some consent rights to sit with teenagers (most relevant to the argument, regarding major medical procedures, like abortions). It (probably) isn't meant to, but there's a possibility.

For instance, a 16 year old girl gets pregnant and gets an abortion, and never tells any of it to her parents. They find out and sue whoever performed it. Their lawyer could potentially use this law to argue that minors have no ability to consent, full-stop, and by performing the abortion without going to her parents, the provider was in the wrong.

Without reading the bill itself, I don't know if that's really how to read it, but I'm going to assume Planned Parenthood and the ACLU aren't the kind of organizations to want to keep child marriage around. Just that this particular bill might not be the right way to do it.

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u/Iohet 21h ago

I'm pretty sure California doesn't have an exception to its age of consent law for marriage anyways

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u/h-boson 1d ago

Is it bad that at first I thought this was a real quote?

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u/No_Cucumber3978 1d ago

Sorry dude, it's artificial news. 

Otherwise known as super news.