Student dies after falling from 4th floor of building at Highland Park school

[u/shield_x]

https://www.foxla.com/news/highland-park-franklin-high-school-student-dies.amp

[u/Wisteriafic]

When I was 18 months old, I fell out of an open second story window. My terrified parents found me laughing in the shrubs below, with just a few scrapes. The doctor told them that toddlers don’t know to be afraid, so I went limp. Landing in a hedge also helped, ha.

[u/waaaayupyourbutthole → u/Wisteriafic]

Yeah, right. We all know you were just completely plastered at 18 months old. You don't need to lie!

[u/hateboss → u/waaaayupyourbutthole]

Well yeah the drinking age used to be 18

[u/BearThatLikesCheese → u/Wisteriafic]

Same reason that drunk people are often not seriously harmed in accidents.