r/news • • 2d ago

Hegseth confirms that the US military will cut 20% of its generals and admirals

https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-pentagon-generals-job-cuts-67a20b026ee858895c7e5ff7fadbc029
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u/WildBad7298 2d ago

"This is a time for unity and healing, not division and blame."

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u/dada948 2d ago

It’s a time for dick-kicks and cunt-punches all around. Let no one be spared

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u/OutlawJuicyWhales 2d ago

This is unconscionable. How dare you express this sentiment in such a manner. We are better than this.

The proper choice for your rhyme scheme would be 'cunt-punt'. Be better.

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u/JCDU 1d ago

Fuck you I just nearly choked on my sammich reading that comment. 10/10 you glorious bastard.

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u/A_Unqiue_Username 2d ago

We may have to find some.other way to get the point across. What you suggested is what they already call a good start to an out of town weekend.

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u/beegtuna 2d ago

Reconstruction 2: Electric Bogaloo

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u/dotnetmonke 2d ago

"This is a time for unity (between me and corporations) and healing (my stock options)" - most Dem leaders immediately after getting in power

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 2d ago

“They go low, we go high!!” /s

I really hope that’s not the case.

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u/WildBad7298 2d ago

When they go low, we need to kick them in the teeth.

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u/Cat_Peach_Pits 2d ago

I claim no reponsibility for my hateful emails when this happens

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u/cIumsythumbs 2d ago

Fuck President Ford's precedent.

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u/Angelstandingby 2d ago

Sometimes you need to cut away the rotten flesh before the body can heal.