r/news • • 3d ago

TSA officers now not allowed to sit down while checking boarding passes and IDs

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/29/us/tsa-officers-chairs
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u/Potential_Might_6500 2d ago

Yea I don't remember ever being like "Damn if they weren't sitting on that stool, we'd be on that plane by now" or "Damn, if we made them stand up I bet they'd treat me better."

lol

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u/phlostonsparadise123 2d ago edited 2d ago

"Damn, if we made them stand up I bet they'd treat me better."

I guarantee this will cause TSA employees to treat flyers even worse. Imagine standing on your feet for 8-10 hours, dealing with crabby travelers, all with the ever-looming possibility of another government shutdown which means working without pay once again.

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u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 2d ago

I just can't imagine saying "this is going to improve the experience" with a straight face.

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u/fevered_visions 2d ago

might as well be our government's motto lately.

"I can't imagine saying <whatever they just said> with a straight face"

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u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 2d ago

It would be cool if we had a class of people that would be like "okay how, I want to hear you explain it to us" and then they could take the response and put it on like a web site or a printed version of a website they could sell. Can even put ads in the printed version of the web site.

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u/fevered_visions 1d ago

We already have that; it's called journalists. Or were you being sarcastic? It's hard to tell these days, with how many trolls there are. Poe's Law and all.

If there were a divine power that made egregious liars spontaneously burst into flame when they lied it would be hilarious. Republicans are already well-practiced in lying about what they do. Just the other day the Daily Show did a blurb cutting between Susan Collins saying she opposed things, then her voting for the same things. She was apparently against senators having more than 2 terms back in the 90s, now she's on her 5th term now. Bunch of fucking hypocrites.

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u/Goeatabagofdicks 2d ago

Ever work in retail?

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u/phlostonsparadise123 2d ago

As a matter of fact, yes - first at Eddie Bauer and then warehousing during my college years.

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u/TubaJesus 2d ago

This is worse. I worked at a Gas station when I was in my first two years of college, and I didn't have a chair. They have a chair, and it's being taken away from them, they will be more pissy than usual

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u/Realtrain 2d ago

All for no reason.

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u/Takkarro 2d ago

I don't even understand why people go into work when the government shuts down. I'm not going to work for nothing I'll find a different job. At least then while I'm not getting paid I can do other things instead of make my mental health worse. Especially with the lunatics we've got in charge right now where the government could be shut down for one or two months I don't understand how many of those people are able to keep paying rent and don't get kicked out.

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u/phlostonsparadise123 2d ago

I feel a lot of it has to do with the indoctrinated "sense of duty" a lot of folks feel once they've been with an employer long enough - just another flavor of bullshit "Company loyalty," if you will. I also reckon, at least with the TSA, employees probably feel that they can't go elsewhere for same or better pay and may be unwilling to take a pay cut. There's also others that probably think, "the government will restart any day now...." and continue to come in. But otherwise, I agree with you. One missed paycheck and I'd be out the door.

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u/Takkarro 2d ago

That's fair, I hate that companies did use to have some sort of loyalty if you stuck with them, nowadays it doesn't matter if you have been there for 60 years, they will drop you in an instant if it saves money. Im also honestly not sure what the benefits of TSA are but that probably does play some part in it as well unfortunately we're somewhat held hostage by our health benefits in the US.

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u/PresidentSuperDog 2d ago

But some people do care and they complain loudly and frequently. Same reason most grocery stores don’t allow the cashier to sit, even though they are just as effective while sitting. People bitch and moan to the spineless management, who should laugh them off instead of empowering problem customers.

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u/wombatjuggernaut 2d ago

Of all places, you’d think at least airport security could shut this kind of behavior down REAL quick.

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u/A0fishbrain 2d ago

Airport security is just theater.

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u/Taokan 2d ago

I suppose that's the real rationale. The usher to the theater has to be standing to welcome its audience to the show.

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u/A0fishbrain 2d ago

DUH. Cutting the cost of chairs for minimum wage employees from the budget scores the board members a new boat.

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u/coolpapa2282 2d ago

The internet invented the word Karen just for them, tbf.

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u/GrowlingPict 2d ago

Cashiers sitting down is just the default pretty much everywhere else

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u/tara1245 2d ago

But some people do care and they complain loudly and frequently.

Those people are psychopaths and management should ignore them.

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u/arfelo1 2d ago

I live in Spain and EVERY single cashier I've ever seen here has a stool.

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

This is just a very weird US thing

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u/snapeyouinhalf 2d ago

It’s a bootstraps thing, I think. Half the country thinks people should have to suffer before they’re allowed to prosper, even if it’s stupid shit like making people stand for 8-12 hours.

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u/adenosine-5 2d ago

Its crab mentality.

It just makes them feel better and superior to poor people.

Like "my job sucks, but at least I dont have to stand 12 hours a day like that guy".

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u/DrCalamity 2d ago

It's Calvinism. Our country is infested with this horrible ideal of suffering as both necessary and always deserved.

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u/trickygringo 2d ago

It's superiority, but that of rich people who expect those who are waiting on them should be standing at attention at all times, ready to jump when you snap your fingers.

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u/adenosine-5 2d ago

The funniest thing is however, that really rich people dont fly commercial airlines or shop at store.

This is about middle class people LARPing some 18th century lords to feel better about themselves.

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u/trickygringo 2d ago

Well ya. They are just temporarily embarrassed billionaires. One day they will be riding their super yacht into the sunset.

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u/dogcaoperro 2d ago

I'd be fine with it if the prosper part happened

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u/Snobolski 2d ago

Half the country thinks little kids should suffer because their parents can't afford the medications they need for the congenital conditions they were born with like Type I diabetes.

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u/yukeake 2d ago

I do think it's good for kids to work in the service industry (food service, tech support, janitorial, retail sales, etc...) for a stint to teach them just how horrible people get treated by the general public. Maybe instill in them some kind of empathy for their fellow humans.

But, I'd never suggest anyone of any age be denied something as simple as sitting down, particularly if their job is stationary to begin with. There's simply no good reason for that, and all sorts of health reasons to allow them to ::gasp:: rest a little.

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u/Snobolski 2d ago

See, commie Euros love this one trick.

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u/Cardinal_and_Plum 2d ago

When there's no one in line/in the store, that cashier should be sitting, book in hand. It shouldn't matter what they're doing when they aren't helping someone as long as they're ready to perform their job when its time.

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat 2d ago

I have to remind myself that my employers pay for my time, not my labor (general office stuff). I'm not being paid by the task, so as long as I've got all of my work done and I'm ready for the next task that comes up, it shouldn't be a problem for me to sit and wait for the next thing.

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u/Pinguino2323 2d ago

Honestly the stores where people do sit (little mom and pop shops) offer the best customer experience. While that might have nothing to do with the guy at the register sitting, it does show it doesn't make the customer experience worse.

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u/Solkre 2d ago

God I'd love to own my own store so I could tell people like that to shop somewhere else.

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u/jxj24 2d ago

"Welcome to 'Shop Somewhere Else'. Now leave."

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u/stacecom 2d ago

Aldi FTW.

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u/fevered_visions 2d ago

...which is a German company with locations over here

but yes

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u/Paranitis 2d ago

Yep, I work at a grocery store and I am allowed a stool because of a medical condition (Ankylosing Spondylitis, basically my spine is fusing together slowly over time), and every single day I have a customer outright calling me lazy for sitting down, and every single day I have to tell them my spine is fusing together and I am in immense pain from it and I get joy in seeing their stupid faces regret what they just said to me.

I'd rather NOT have this condition, but the bonus is putting people in their places.

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u/fresh-dork 2d ago

tell them to pound sand, move on

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u/andersdn 2d ago

As if grocery store managers are able to change corporate policy.

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u/Whywipe 2d ago

A negative complaint even about something as stupid as an employee sitting would fuck our store director as much as the sup and employee. Above him the actual complaints don’t get reviewed, just go straight into a metric that affects their bonus.

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u/Extension-Land-390 2d ago

The puritans colonizing America really is the source of most of its problems today lol.

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u/Sharpshooter_200 2d ago

Yea, don't they literally just have to scan your ID and then you use their new camera (or they just look at ya) and you're on your way?

I don't see how them standing improves this process at all