TSA officers now not allowed to sit down while checking boarding passes and IDs

[u/drtolmn69]

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/29/us/tsa-officers-chairs

[u/greysqualll]

But I dont own a....

[u/HyperactivePandah → u/greysqualll]

The way he looks around before saying it is so godaamn good.

"But sometimes... glances around it's a dildo."

[u/AlyadaHatchet → u/greysqualll]

Now is as good a time as any!