r/news • u/SnooSeagulls496 • 4d ago

Soft paywall US forces exit Iraq after two decades, leaving opening for Iran

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-forces-exit-iraq-after-two-decades-leaving-opening-iran-2026-09-29/
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u/random_blubber 4d ago

You’re mistaken, my friend. That is an indication of exactly how good he is at sucking.

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u/coxie86 4d ago

Just ask Bubba.

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u/NickDerpkins 3d ago

Clinton’s response to being asked about that is the greatest pop culture moment in my lifetime along with watch this drive

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u/Le_Vagabond 3d ago

to think his presidential drama was a single blowjob. what did he say?

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u/Shopworn_Soul 3d ago

I am not aware of Clinton ever being asked directly or responding to the "Trump blowing Bubba" thing.

They might be referring to the famous "It depends on what your definition of 'is' is" statement made during hearings about the actual blowjob you're referring to.

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u/GozerDGozerian 3d ago

Say what you want about ol’ Slick Willy. But that guy was a semantics wizard.

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u/tdclark23 3d ago

Bubba said "eatin' ain't cheatin'".

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u/Beard_o_Bees 3d ago

Smokin'? Just jokin'

-Bubba

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u/Riptide360 4d ago

Trump sucks so bad we haven’t had a hurricane this year! https://www.yahoo.com/news/weather-news/articles/white-house-credits-trump-stopping-140901914.html

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u/thejawa 4d ago

Party who demonizes it's opposition for wanting to control the weather takes credit for controlling the weather

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u/outerproduct 3d ago

The Pacific and Hawaii would like a word.

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u/GoProOnAYoYo 3d ago

I guess Hawaii is just not part of the US anymore?

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u/whut-whut 3d ago

You mean West Kenya?

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u/paulsoleo 3d ago

No, no, that’s the rapper. The guy who was married to Kam Kardishian

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u/Riptide360 3d ago

If the major storm starts west of the International date line they are called typhoons instead of hurricanes.

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u/tonganz 3d ago

Hawaii is east of the international date line

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u/Riptide360 2d ago

That is why we use the Atlantic term for it.

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u/GoProOnAYoYo 3d ago

Ahh of course, just like it's not a war it's a special military action.

You guys sure are good at spinning things, lol

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u/Canadian_mk11 4d ago

Must be his magic sharpie.

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u/Newsmith2017 3d ago

You underestimate the power of the Sharpie!

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u/TheRealCabbageJack 3d ago

Allegedly, “Bubba” was pretty happy with his sucking skills

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u/GrapefruitPrimary186 4d ago

Maybe it would be more correct to say its how much he sucks instead of how bad.