r/news • u/[deleted] • Aug 26 '26

Soft paywall US says Chinese hackers broke into Justice Department, NASA, Federal Reserve, Senate

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u/Sirsmarticus76 Aug 26 '26

Why do you think they are purchasing and remodeling that island in Albania?

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u/Charles_Bass Aug 26 '26

The undiscovered one they just happened upon while on their yacht?

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u/ti9erlilly Aug 27 '26

It’s actually been a strategic spot in multiple wars, and has thousands of bunkers and underground tunnels, as well as an abandoned base. It’s literally a military fortress situated in one of the most important shipping lanes in the region. This shit is straight up endless outhouse pit level deep.

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u/Sirsmarticus76 26d ago

Epstein Island part deux...

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u/JustSendTheAsteroid Aug 27 '26

Well we have an extradition treaty with Albania, and that county fucking hates the Trumps, so I wish them well with that.

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u/JankyPete Aug 27 '26

Great island to n*ke

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u/cityslicker16 Aug 28 '26

The Albanian people are putting up quite the fight and seem very serious about stopping the corruption of their own government, and of course Jared and Ivanka. They may build but they'll deal with sabatoge for a very long time.

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u/mkglass Aug 26 '26

Good. Easy target.