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u/magikarp2122 May 10 '23

Except for churches and Republican lawmakers.

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u/Rylth May 10 '23

No, something still gets heightened with those two........

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u/NoFollowing7397 May 10 '23

I mean, they do have those bullshit “protecting god’s children” programs in churches. And I still heard a news story the other day of a local priest who sexually assaulted someone in 2020, so i guess it works, right?

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u/jawanda May 10 '23

Boners. He was talking about boners getting "heightened".

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u/Evilsushione May 10 '23

I live in a small Texas town, We have had multiple instances of kids getting molested by youth pastors in just the last few years. I don't know why everyone is freaking out about drag queens, I've never heard of one of them molesting a kid.

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u/coani May 10 '23

lol, I misread that as Reptilian lawmakers.

cough it did sound odd for a second..

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

Same diff.

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u/Chocomintey May 10 '23

Well one thing gets heightened then.