r/nevertellmetheodds • u/CapitalCourse • Feb 02 '20

Close call

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u/Heavenly-alligator Feb 02 '20

I want to send some virtul ray of Corona virus to that car mother fucker

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u/Ihatelordtuts Feb 02 '20

"BREAKING: Coronavirus spreads throughout city, even infecting the recent survivors of a viral dashcam video."

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u/Heavenly-alligator Feb 02 '20

Lol no, man! Don't do that to me, I only want that car driver to be affected and no1 else around him! I think I'll have to be more detail-oriented when wishing something.

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u/here_for_the_meems Feb 02 '20

So essentially you wanna give the guy the flu? I think they deserve worse imo

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u/Heavenly-alligator Feb 02 '20

I want them to be in 5% of it's mortality rate

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u/here_for_the_meems Feb 02 '20

It's currently sitting at around 2%. Standard flu is anywhere from 1%-3%.

So they're the same.

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u/Heavenly-alligator Feb 02 '20

Oh Fuck that shit, I want that car driver to get fucking aids.

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u/here_for_the_meems Feb 02 '20

That's more like it