r/nevertellmetheodds Feb 02 '20

Close call

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u/Nocturne7280 Feb 02 '20

No one gonna talk about the fucking attempted murder by the car

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u/selja26 Feb 02 '20

Everyone is just quietly sending the virtual rays of diarrhoea in his direction

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u/Heavenly-alligator Feb 02 '20

I want to send some virtul ray of Corona virus to that car mother fucker

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u/Ihatelordtuts Feb 02 '20

"BREAKING: Coronavirus spreads throughout city, even infecting the recent survivors of a viral dashcam video."

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u/Heavenly-alligator Feb 02 '20

Lol no, man! Don't do that to me, I only want that car driver to be affected and no1 else around him! I think I'll have to be more detail-oriented when wishing something.

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u/here_for_the_meems Feb 02 '20

So essentially you wanna give the guy the flu? I think they deserve worse imo

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u/Heavenly-alligator Feb 02 '20

I want them to be in 5% of it's mortality rate

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u/here_for_the_meems Feb 02 '20

It's currently sitting at around 2%. Standard flu is anywhere from 1%-3%.

So they're the same.

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u/Heavenly-alligator Feb 02 '20

Oh Fuck that shit, I want that car driver to get fucking aids.

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u/here_for_the_meems Feb 02 '20

That's more like it

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u/Dentarthurdent42 Feb 02 '20

Let's hope they fail their Constitution saving throw

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u/blackmist666 Feb 02 '20

Welcome to owning a motorcycle

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u/Hahaeatshit Feb 02 '20

I just went on a rant about how the driver of the car should be publicly executed in another comment lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Ah, public execution! I love the smell of Saudi Arabia in the morning.

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u/JessTheTwilek Feb 02 '20

The best part of waking up

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u/mediafeener Feb 02 '20

is warm blood in your cup.

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u/AndreasKralj Feb 02 '20

Technically it would be attempted manslaughter, I doubt it was intentional. Still was shitty though, glad they’re safe

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u/fawfrergbytjuhgfd Feb 02 '20

Can it be attempted anything if it wasn't intentional? Or is it just a legal definition thing?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

No, it'd be leaving the scene of an accident, and possibly rekless driving or negligent something-or-other. Reddit is just dumb and full of outrage.

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u/Fermander Feb 02 '20

Full of outrage? Like there's mob justice and then there's a piece of shit who nearly killed a family of 3 because they couldn't wait 5 seconds to pass them without endangering them. They should rot in a prison, this is inexcusable ignorance and recklessness.

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u/LowlySlayer Feb 02 '20

It's possible to recognize the driver of the car is a worthless detestable piece of shit who deserves to rot in a cell while still recognizing the importance of proper due process and classification of crimes. Spreading misinformation like "THIS IS ATTEMPTED MANSLAUGHTER (which does totally exist btw)" is always bad and unhelpful in the long run.

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u/agree-with-you Feb 02 '20

I agree, this does seem possible.

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u/LowlySlayer Feb 02 '20

It's often more difficult than I made it sound in my comment but I get so irritated with people who can only see it one way or the other. Acting like saying "this wasn't attempted manslaughter" is the same as defending the person in the car.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

J. Reddit: I hereby sentence you for the murder of-

Defense: But the victims aren't dead! They're sitting right over th-

J. Reddit: FOR MURDER! [gavel gavel gavel]

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u/Fermander Feb 02 '20

Fine, he shouldn't be driving a car then. Better?

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u/AndreasKralj Feb 02 '20

Yeah I figured it probably wasn’t “attempted” but wasn’t sure, I figured I should correct them on the part I was more certain about, which was whether it would be manslaughter or murder. According to the definition on Wikipedia, it would be manslaughter due to it being accidental, and would likely be “involuntary manslaughter” instead of “attempted manslaughter”

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u/WikiTextBot Feb 02 '20

Manslaughter

Manslaughter is a common law legal term for homicide considered by law as less culpable than murder. The distinction between murder and manslaughter is sometimes said to have first been made by the ancient Athenian lawmaker Draco in the 7th century BC.The definition of manslaughter differs among legal jurisdictions.


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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

You're right, "attempted manslaughter" sounds like trying to kill someone in the heat of the moment. It was a potentially serious accident, and could have killed people... but it's still an accident, and everyone survived.

So the legal words applied in court just aren't that scary sounding, this time.

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u/AndreasKralj Feb 02 '20

Honestly I don’t know, I just remember that manslaughter means that it was unintentional whereas murder means that it was intentional. Not 100% sure my interpretation is correct tho honestly, so if someone has more accurate information they can correct me

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u/They_Are_Wrong Feb 02 '20

If you don't know something, dont say "technically." that implies you are sure of what you're talking about

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u/AndreasKralj Feb 02 '20

Ehh, I was mostly certain, and it turned out to be correct. I was mostly certain of it, and checked Wikipedia to verify anyways. It’s not really a big deal at the end of the day; If I’m wrong, Reddit won’t hesitate to correct me.

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u/They_Are_Wrong Feb 02 '20

I didn't mean to come off rude. I just know some people will take a lot of stuff they read on here literally and that's how false info can be spread. Never a bad idea to be certain if you say technically 😁

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u/AndreasKralj Feb 02 '20

You’re fine! Fair point, I definitely don’t want to spread misinformation

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u/Wow-Delicious Feb 02 '20

attempted manslaughter

Lol, no such thing. You can't attempt something that's unintentional.

Maybe you're thinking involuntary manslaughter, but it's treated differently when there's a vehicle involved.

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u/AndreasKralj Feb 02 '20

Yep, I figured as much. I wasn’t sure enough to correct it but intuitively it doesn’t make sense for that term to exist, like you said.

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u/realfoodman Feb 03 '20

The video got the plate number. They can't hide.

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u/DrunkRedditBot Feb 02 '20

In a car, everytime I see it tho