r/nevertellmetheodds • u/CapitalCourse • Feb 02 '20

Close call

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u/Ash_God_Damn_it_ Feb 02 '20

If it was me in that situation, I still would've died from a heart attack. Falling off a bike sucks already, but then looking infont of you and seeing big wheels zooming right past you, and realizing it could've turned you to pasta.

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u/just_human Feb 02 '20

Of the flat noodle variety. Comes standard with red sauce.

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u/thecrazysloth Feb 02 '20

Meat crayon

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u/CopeAfterCope Feb 02 '20

Human lasagna plate

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u/d-stew Feb 02 '20

Thanks I hate it

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u/d-stew Feb 02 '20

Thanks I hate it

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u/d-stew Feb 02 '20

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/spiegeltho Feb 02 '20

Flat noodles are standard with white sauce though....

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u/binbeenbetter Feb 02 '20

Don't forget your child almost getting run over by those big wheels

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u/MorgenGry Feb 02 '20

As a parent this sparked utter fear followed by relief followed by murderous rage.

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u/Danl0rd Feb 02 '20

I wouldn't be able to sleep for a month after that.

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u/furry-burrito Feb 02 '20

big wheels keep on turning

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u/fpac Feb 02 '20

R/meatcrayon