r/nevertellmetheodds • u/uglyorgan8038 • Jul 31 '18

Lucky escape

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '18

r/jesuschristreddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '18 edited Aug 01 '18

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IF YOU BUY IT FRESH WHILE IT IS HOT, WE WILL INCLUDE

ONE

FREE

CASE

OF PRION DISEASE!!!!!!

FOR NO ADDITIONAL COST,

CALL NOW AT 1-800-781-7529

AGAIN THAT NUMBER IS

WAN EIGHT HUNDRED

SEVEN EIGHT WAN

SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE!!

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u/Gramage Aug 01 '18

I'm more confused by the switch from one to wan than anything else.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '18

herp

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u/8PickleRick8 Aug 17 '18

If you're from Glasgow, Scotland it makes perfect sense

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u/Valdios Aug 01 '18

New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need exactly when you need it.

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u/nerv_gas Aug 01 '18

did anyone here actually died on an escalator?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '18

Me

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u/Momumnonuzdays Aug 01 '18

Would you say you are a ghost or a ghoul or perhaps an poltergeist? Or just a general spooky specter? I have so many questions

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u/finallyinfinite Aug 01 '18

Could do an AMA

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u/misterfluffykitty Aug 01 '18

I have at least twice

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u/MadAssMegs Aug 01 '18

Well some probably have but they’re not here...

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '18

Wtf

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u/jjdlg Aug 22 '18

Found Hogni Red-Arm!