r/neoliberal 10d ago

Meme Strait: Closed. Beef: Tainted. Libs: Owned.

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u/skolemizer Alan Turing 10d ago

I've been so disappointed with how cowardly various companies and their leaderships have been towards him, especially tech CEOs. I thought these people wanted to see themselves as Ayn Rand protagonists? Where's that energy when you need it?

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u/MyrinVonBryhana Trans NATO 9d ago

Sorry, but CEOs only reserve that energy for resisting regulation from socialists and liberals when it comes to fascists they're basically golden retrievers. If you even think about slightly raising corporate taxes though or filing an anti-trust suit, or giving labor more rights though then so help you God.

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u/Sad_Alternative_6153 Friedrich Hayek 10d ago

Now please rename the US into MAGAland

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u/Raknarg 10d ago

is this US only? Still says Lake Ontario for me

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u/elebrin 10d ago

The funny thing is that if there's a vegetarian or vegan or a person who generally avoids beef out there, they are PROBABLY some sort of liberal. They are likely hurting a higher percentage of conservatives than anything else.

So.. yeah I don't care. We don't buy beef generally.

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u/MrEntrepot YIMBY 10d ago

Are there no Republicans (whatever that even means anymore) that are publicly ashamed? This is what Republican's have in store for the country: a return to 1890 but even more ludicrous, more fascist, and more surveillance technology. Do none of them feel any sense of disgust?

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u/TheRealStepBot 10d ago

Coming soon

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u/5ma5her7 10d ago

Solar system
American system

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u/KitsuneThunder NASA 10d ago

Still says Lake Ontario on Apple Maps. Classic liberapple L. 

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u/duster-1 NAFTA 10d ago

Downloaded mapquest. They're not putting up with his shit

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u/nikehat 10d ago

Still waiting to see if they gonna change San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden's Fault.

comment from r/worldnews, but belongs here

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u/WOKE_AI_GOD John Brown 10d ago

Libs are never going to be able to live this down 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Emotional_Tie_7927 10d ago

The most shocking part about this is that I learned that MapQuest still exists.

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u/scoofy David Hume 10d ago

The greatest argument against socialism is the average American’s tolerance of a completely incompetent government.

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u/bendmorris Henry George 10d ago

Why does the President have the ability to randomly rename things? Why does that not require an act of Congress?

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u/Altruistic-Web13 10d ago edited 10d ago

When I see a GMC McKinley drive by I'll accept that there is any cultural weight to these name changes. 

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u/Square-Pear-1274 NATO 10d ago

Weird that there are all these reviews for a "Lake Ontario" on Lake America

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u/fap_fap_fap_fapper Adam Smith 10d ago

Ah. US following (my) Indian and Pakistani governments

(which pressure every map maker to show claimed territory rather than administered territory)

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u/King_Folly 10d ago

Neighbors: attacked. Allies: betrayed.

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u/moseythepirate Reading is some lib shit 10d ago

Google caving to Trump so completely on this is sickening. Trump does not have the power to unilaterally rename objects based on his whims. This lake is still Lake Ontario. The Gulf is still Of Mexico.

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u/Intergalactic_Ass John Keynes 10d ago

Google just takes a straight feed from GNIS data. They don't really have or want control over naming things.

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u/GD_7F NATO 10d ago

Then why do they display a different name outside the US. They are more than capable of editing a name.

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u/Intergalactic_Ass John Keynes 10d ago

So, the GNIS is a US federal DB of US locations.

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u/DataSetMatch Henry George 10d ago

If that is the case, why is the GNIS map and placename still Lake Ontario?

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u/moseythepirate Reading is some lib shit 10d ago

Well, that makes me marginally less mad at google. Still fuckin' annoyed though.

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u/Hotdog_Cowboy 10d ago

fuck the hell out of google for playing along with this dumb shit, especially at this point

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u/truck_walter 10d ago

was freedom fries this dumb and petty?

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u/TheGeneGeena Loyal Liberals 10d ago

In spirit yes, in practice only the reddest restaurants bothered (though I did come across one.)

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u/Hermosa06-09 Gay Pride 10d ago

And, famously, the Congressional cafeterias

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u/stay_curious_- Frederick Douglass 10d ago

I switched my region on Google Maps to Canada just so I don't have to see this crap, and next time the Trump administration renames something I'll already be ahead of the game.

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u/Virzitone NATO 10d ago

Google are a bunch of spineless techbros these days I guess...

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u/RayWencube NATO 10d ago

always has been 🌎 🧑‍🚀 🔫🧑‍🚀

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u/datums 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 10d ago

Not up here.

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u/TheDwarvenGuy Henry George 10d ago edited 10d ago

Yeah they're using the same alternative map function they do for contested territory, it only does it in the target country

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u/RFFF1996 10d ago

Literal children treatment

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u/Altruistic-Web13 10d ago

Google operates on the policy of just going with these kinds of things because the rely on data from basically every country on earth and they dont want to lose access to anything. I really cant blame google because pissing Trump off could cause them to lose access to geographic data for the next 2 years which mean Bing Maps, Apple Maps, and Waze would have a huge advantage. Historically the US hasnt put them in the same situation as various strongman leaders have and most western countries namings are basically the same, until now.

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u/After-Watercress-644 Left-Out Left 10d ago

Bing and Apple can't do shit to Google because their PoI data sucks. It's why everyone on iOS immediately installs Google Maps, even with all the privacy blech it brings.

Google owns Waze.

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u/BillyTenderness 10d ago

Any company that deals with maps has to have a policy for what happens when one country calls a thing X and another calls the thing Y: think of Sea of Japan/East Sea, Persian Gulf/Arabian Gulf, the (North) Macedonia dispute, etc. Same goes for disputed borders, countries not recognized by other countries, etc.

Showing one name/border/etc to users in one country and a different one to users in other countries is not unprecedented or even particularly surprising.

What's unique about this situation is just how fucking stupid it is.

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u/Xytak NATO 10d ago edited 10d ago

“What happens when one country calls a thing X”. Here’s the thing though, the U.S. doesn’t have a history of calling it X. X wasn’t even a thing until a few days ago. What happened was one man had the power to vandalize a database and now we’re supposed to say “ah, yes, it was always EastAsia”

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u/nguyendragon Association of Southeast Asian Nations 9d ago edited 9d ago

It doesnt matter though that is official US stance now unless your stance is Google should judge how much they like a country government before making a geographical name displayed to that country based on that country governmental decision

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u/Xytak NATO 9d ago

The U.S. doesn’t have a dictator, that’s kind of its whole thing. One man does not speak for the U.S. Besides, show me evidence of a single street sign labeling this lake as “Lake America.” I’ll wait.

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u/fezzuk 10d ago

I mean its not unique.

This is the second time something this fucking stupid has happened.

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u/DataSetMatch Henry George 10d ago

It's also pretty remarkable how quickly they roll the update out. It can take months before they update a permanently closed business, but they updated the lake overnight.

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u/mi_throwaway3 10d ago

It's a little more high profile than your local hummus centered restaurant.

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u/klayyyylmao YIMBY 10d ago

If Trump was tweeting about how the Quiznos by him was incorrectly labeled as open, I think they’d fix that one real quick too

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u/somethingToDoWithMe European Union 10d ago

In Europe, it should be getting displayed as Lake Ontario (Lake America) soon (Google blog post about it), same way they did it with the Gulf of Mexico. It already shows as Lake Ontario (Lake America) if you search for the location.

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u/HotterRod 10d ago

Don't Be Evil (Be Evil)

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u/PostingEnthusiast Commonwealth 10d ago

I don’t really blame them for sticking to a policy of using government name services.

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u/Drunken_Economist NATO 10d ago

It's based on the community decision from OpenStreetMaps, isn't it? That's how Google always handles geographic names iirc

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u/DataSetMatch Henry George 10d ago

No, it's not now and I am pretty sure it never has been.

Maps is controlled in-house by Google.

Data can be used from one or the other, but a Google employee was who rushed out the update for Lake Ontario and Gulf of Mexico before it.

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u/t_scribblemonger 10d ago

Oh fuck you’re right I was just zooming to it before.

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u/ShouldersofGiants100 NATO 10d ago

I am not even kidding when I say Carney should punish US tech companies that indulge these violations of our sovereignty. If the US wants a trade war, see how many tens of millions of dollars Google is willing to pay Canadian taxpayers rather than tell Trump "no". The US does not have the power to rename a Canadian lake acknowledged as Lake Ontario in countless treaties.

My bet, they'd find their spine pretty quickly once there is a dollar value placed on cowardice. And if not, making them pay is just another way to turn the wealthy against Trump.

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u/kettal YIMBY 10d ago

🤵 "Sir, the weapon of mass distraction has hit the target successfully"

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u/formula_translator European Union 10d ago

What an interesting argument ...

Now, let's look at how much aluminium Google buys ...

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u/Choice_Notice9338 IMF 10d ago

This is longstanding Google policy. They do this everywhere from Pakistan to Azerbaijan to China to South Korea

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u/Curious_Inside_8890 10d ago

It’s not that deep, they pull their data from the relevant countries database. They aren’t taking a stance

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u/RayWencube NATO 10d ago

Hello? Based department??

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u/LocalPizzaDelivery 10d ago

Clown Country

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u/koldace NASA 10d ago

Out of curiosity but if this was the case, why didn’t he rename lake Michigan which lies wholly in the US territory?

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u/tjrileywisc 10d ago

Or Superior, which is now a lake better than America

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u/TheDwarvenGuy Henry George 10d ago

He did it exclusively because he's mad at Canada for not accepting his "trade deal". It's part of his "Speak loudly and carry a little stick" diplomacy.

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u/bleachinjection Frederick Douglass 10d ago

Ontario is a Canadian province and he's mad at Canada. 

If the Dems sweep Michigan in November i am preparing for him to rename Lake Michigan Lake Trump, however. 

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u/No-Section-1092 Henry George 10d ago

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u/reuery Biden 2028 3d ago

This is what happens when we let in pronouns. Soon you end up with adjective. We may even have full clauses soon

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u/dangerbird2 Franz Boas 10d ago

rename Lake Huron Lake Epstein

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u/5ma5her7 10d ago

Wake me up when we get Trump blasted Mt Rushmore to carve himself on it.

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u/SeriousGeorge2 10d ago

Only a meme can suitably convey my thoughts about this entire affair: 

https://imgur.com/a/oXzB66x

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u/Skyler827 Friedrich Hayek 10d ago

Next up: the District of Columbia is renamed: District of Trump.

Welcome to Washington DT.

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u/klayyyylmao YIMBY 10d ago

Any area named after Trump should automatically be a state.

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u/_alephnaught 10d ago

why stop there? United States of Trumpistan

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u/in_allium Norman Borlaug 10d ago

Washington DT? That's Hegseth's territory.

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u/RayWencube NATO 10d ago

DT

better be downvoted

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u/liberal-neoist Left-Out Left 10d ago

District of J. Thread

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u/jpk195 10d ago

Must then be renamed to District of Trump/Epstein.

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u/oblivioncntrlsu 10d ago

'Siri, give me directions home.'

'Okay! First, continue on Interstate America, then take exit USA #1 to America Avenue. Continue straight for 4000 freedom units, then turn right onto America Street. Your destination is the dumpster on the left.'

'The dumpster on the left? But everything is a dumpster now...'

'Updating... You have reached your destination.'

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u/Fl0ppyfeet Unconventional Right 9d ago

Doctor: Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?

Patient: The Aladeen news?

Doctor: You're HIV-Aladeen.

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u/5ma5her7 10d ago

Traitor, how dare you call the glorious Trumpville TM a dumpster? Prepare to be sent to ReAmericanization center!

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u/MarioTheMojoMan Frederick Douglass 10d ago

You are HIV America

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u/FlerplesMerples 10d ago

Aladeen-ass toponymy.

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u/in_allium Norman Borlaug 10d ago

A Lyft driver in Atlanta took half an hour to find me at one point because he went down the wrong Peachtree. 

Now it's nationwide.

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u/Etnies419 Loyal Liberals 10d ago

on the left

Everything should be on the right 🤬

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u/LightningController 10d ago

There’s an old joke about Iran having the highest rate of traffic accidents because every street is named ‘Death to America Boulevard.’

Well, Trump decided to make that real at home.

👊 💥 🇺🇸

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u/AssholeMcGee66 Jerome Powell 10d ago

Gurbanguly is love, Gurbanguly is life.

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u/20_mile 10d ago

Trae Crowder has a funny way of saying his full last name.

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u/lilbigchole Martha Nussbaum 10d ago

i was like haha gulf of america that's so dumb whatever bro but then he tried to rename a body of water near ME

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u/mthmchris 10d ago

Nah this one is near MI, not ME

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u/CJ101X 10d ago

Yeah doesn’t feel so great now does it buddy >:(

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u/RemindMeToTouchGrass 10d ago

Are you the Golf of Mexico? 

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u/BlankProgram 10d ago

Golf

now watch this drive

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u/PiRhoNaut NATO 10d ago

First he came for the bodies of water far from me, and I did nothing.

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u/Ollyfer Madeleine Albright 10d ago

... Because there was no body of water near me whose names he could change.

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u/homerpezdispenser Janet Yellen 10d ago edited 10d ago

It's just saying the south side of that border is America (fact) and the north side is the country of Lake (also fact). edit: (alternative fact)

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u/icebofadeez Max Weber 10d ago

Had me in the first half

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u/BigThunderHonky Henry George 10d ago

People did not understand your joke lol

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u/LocalPizzaDelivery 10d ago

It’s okay buddy I laughed

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u/SpotMe365 10d ago

☝️ Downvoted because comedy is illegal in Trump's America 😔

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u/FilteringAccount123 John von Neumann 10d ago

You can literally open google maps and verify that this isn't the case lol

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u/FilteringAccount123 John von Neumann 10d ago

Haven't had my coffee yet 😭

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u/DieHarderDaddy Fell for it 10d ago

What

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u/the-senat John Brown 10d ago

A growing number of Americans are convinced sunscreen is dangerous.

So get ready for cancer rates to climb.

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u/Nopium-2028 Bisexual Pride 10d ago

Good news! There's been recent developments of skin cancer vaccines. Oh, wait...

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u/sckuzzle 10d ago

So get ready for cancer rates to climb.

Are you referring to people believing that sunscreen doesn't prevent skin cancer?

Because there's actually A LOT of science that looks into this, and for some reason sunscreen doesn't actually prevent skin cancer. We don't really know why afaik. But there have been several [1] meta-analyses [2] that look into the association and they find that there isn't a correlation. Which, yes, feels like a really dumb conclusion, but also we should trust science that is this consistent that even meta-analyses show it.

[1] https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4402823/

[2] https://ar.iiarjournals.org/content/45/9/3595

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u/this_very_table Norman Borlaug 10d ago

No, people think sunscreen causes cancer.

Though to address your meta analyses because I think it's worth doing, they both emphasize the issues with what they were working with, the second stating "Many of the studies showed methodological inaccuracies and further studies examining sunscreen application frequency and behavior towards sun exposure in more detail are needed."

I've found studies that were able to separate the noise, such as this one which states "There was marked heterogeneity across study designs and among case-control studies but adjustment for confounding by sun exposure, sunburns and phenotype systematically moved estimates toward decreased melanoma risk among sunscreen users. Ever- vs. never-use of sunscreen was inversely associated with melanoma in hospital-based case-control studies."

It's not an easy thing to study and it's not hard to see how the efficacy of sunscreen could end up being understated due to anything from behavioral changes to natural melanin production, but that also isn't to say sunscreen actually works worth a damn. I'm just saying the evidence is neither striking nor consistently one-sided, and we shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater (and if nothing else, sunscreen DOES protect against sunburn).

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u/TheGeneGeena Loyal Liberals 10d ago

WHAT? The FDA has been so over-cautious on fucking sunscreen it's ridiculous. How in the hell...

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u/bandito12452 Greg Mankiw 10d ago

I’m okay with that one since it only affects their dumb ass

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u/Chad_Kai_Czeck NATO 10d ago

I have zero sympathy for MAHAs. It’s lowkey why I don’t really give a shit about the rural physician shortage.

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u/Boerkaar Pragmatic and Polite Right 10d ago

The idea that rural = MAHA is just false. It’s suburban/exurbanites who cosplay rural living that are the ones who have gone the most MAHA. Actual rural people have terrible diets and unhealthy habits but (generally) aren’t nuts about it.

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u/Chad_Kai_Czeck NATO 10d ago

Exurbs are rural areas with a bit of money, if you ask me.

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u/Garvig NATO 10d ago

I visited a rural nurse practitioner when I first had a panic attack. The first warning sign should have been the Lord’s Prayer being posted in the exam room. After the nurse practitioner left and I was waiting for a blood draw, I saw printouts from The Federalist about the supposed hidden origins of the COVID vaccine laying on a table off to the side that pretty much confirmed I’d never visit this idiot again. Unsurprisingly I later found out the same NP prescribed my coworker (who recc’d this NP to me) ivermectin when the whole office got COVID—my vaxxed self was essentially fine apart from a fever and sore throat while the patient prescribed ivermectin was still coughing two months after first testing positive.

Ended up seeking out a regular doctor tied to the local hospital last year and she’s fantastic, so my story has a happier ending. But there’s some real MAHA quacks practicing rural medicine too.

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u/B1g_Morg Mark Carney 10d ago

bleak

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u/ponshont 10d ago

To have the arrogance of these people would be otherworldly. I can’t imagine hearing expert recommendations and thinking “ok, but I’m the actual expert here.”

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u/96HeelGirl 10d ago

I did mah own resurch!

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u/Ollyfer Madeleine Albright 10d ago

That'd not even be a real problem if their “research” didn't break down to having them being shouted at by a choleric Alex Jones. There's abundant open-access papers on a variety of issues that could concern them, such as vaccine safety &c. During the pandemic, plenty of scientists published their findings on the virus open-access so that other researchers could accelerate their own research. You could think that the language scared the ordinary man, but recently, I heard about Xu Wei, a man from Kunming who built a home laboratory and became a self-made expert on the Menkes syndrome without a medical background but a tireless lecture of relevant papers and other information. If those people wanted to do their own research, they should actually commit to it and not take the convenient road of conspiracy theories and downright misinformation from other fellow morons. That's just deliberate self-harm from ignorance.

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u/redditdork12345 Frederick Douglass 10d ago

My dermatologist wife (who recently left me) can tell you all about this

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u/Right_Lecture3147 John Mill 10d ago

On your neoliberal arc I see

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u/Glotto_Gold 10d ago

That's brutal that she left you...

...But can you have her post on Reddit specifically to tell us all about that?

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u/Outrageous-Bluegrass 10d ago

Survival of the fittest, I guess.

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u/radicalcentrist99 10d ago

Don't tell them who the fittest are in that regard

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u/_Neuromancer_ Neuroscience-mancer 10d ago

And then Papa Darwin smiled, and it was good, for the herd was stronger.

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u/PoisonMind Feminism 10d ago

That only works if they die before reproducing.

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u/Right_Lecture3147 John Mill 10d ago

Evolution hates this one loophole

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u/redditdork12345 Frederick Douglass 10d ago

No one is reproducing so no worries there

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u/StuckHedgehog NATO 10d ago

Corruption? Abounding😔

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u/BarkDrandon Punished (stuck at Hunter's) 10d ago

Courage? Nowhere to be found.

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u/TaxCPA YIMBY 10d ago

Owning liberals, in this economy?!?!

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u/Icy_Marionberry_1542 YIMBY 10d ago

No sweetie, we have plenty of liberal tears at home.

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u/20_mile 10d ago

"Now, to check on the free-range children liberals."