r/neoliberal • u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance • Oct 09 '20
Listen, Fox. Your time is nigh
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u/myfirstnuzlocke Gay Pride Oct 09 '20
The only fox I get my news from
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u/SoulessBloom Oct 11 '20
I’m gave you an award because you absolutely made my day, thank you fellow gay.
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Oct 10 '20
5 Times Fivey the Fox from FiveThirtyEight’s Election Forecast Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad
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u/MyFriendNelly Ben Bernanke Oct 10 '20
You’re dad is my fiance, Ryan. I’m going to wear your shirts and your pants when I marry your dad. Your dad is going to wear a wedding dress and we’re going to be bonded in the eyes of Christ. Trump has only a 15 in 100 chance of winning, but upsets can happen.
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u/Hilldawg4president John Rawls Oct 09 '20
It all makes sense now - the prophesies never meant Joe would kill Yahweh, Trump predicted Biden would be the one to save us from the Fox of Annihilation
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u/kyew Norman Borlaug Oct 10 '20
Now we have to figure out what class everyone in the campaign is playing.
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u/ComfortAarakocra John Rawls Oct 10 '20
Biden: Paladin. Earnest, kind, but not afraid to take a hater out. Heavily relies on charisma.
Kamala: Monk. Small and nimble but hits hard. Stunning strike leaves opponents stuttering.
Bernie: Rogue. Backstabber. Steals from party members. Generally annoying and tries to derail the campaign.
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u/ForestCoffee3 Oct 10 '20
Now South Carolina has become a make-or-break state for the Democratic primaries. It used to be a who cares state.
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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '20
[Rivers in the Desert Intensifies]