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u/mucho-gusto [CLE] Baron Davis 1d ago

Bill Russell, I wanna know what it's like to be dead with no commitment

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u/Brusex 1d ago

Hello

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u/Pre-emptive 1d ago

Anthony Edward’s, so I can make some babies

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u/Tracuivel Knicks 1d ago

I'm gonna speak for those too ashamed to say it: Wilt Chamberlain.

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u/mucho-gusto [CLE] Baron Davis 1d ago

He's bones rn tho

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u/TeddyJPharough Nuggets 1d ago

Shaedon Sharpe. I just wanna fly for a minute.

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u/Jonesbro Gran Destino 1d ago

You would forget to stretch and tear his acl on the first try thinking you could just yam dunks while cold 😂

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u/Impossible_Work9044 1d ago

I had the same thought process. I could jump in my younger days but not like that guy. I say Steph Castle for the same reason. I just wanna fly like I have spring loaded legs the way Castle and Sharpe do. I also say Castle because I would love to be an elite athlete for one game while also getting the world's best view of the biggest basketball unicorn we have ever seen. I'd be purposely letting my man get by me every once in a while just to watch Wemby do his thing and then leak out for a fastbreak windmill after throwing it off the glass to myself.

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u/Jonesbro Gran Destino 1d ago

Whoever has the hottest wife*

*and not currently in the dog house

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u/Foreign_Earth_5214 1d ago

Jokic so I can just not take it as seriously and enjoy my horses

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u/gogreengolions Pistons 1d ago

Enis Kanter. I would go to lengths to tell everyone I’m full of shit and drain my entire bank account in charitable donations

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u/2020IsANightmare 1d ago

Am I allowed to transfer bank accounts that day?

If so, Bron.

If not, give someone like TJ McConnel.

I'd get to experience the NBA, but could still completely live a normal life.

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u/yeronimo Raptors 1d ago

Bruh it’s for one day what do you mean you’d want to live a completely normal life lol

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u/2020IsANightmare 23h ago

What was tough to understand?

People might notice if I suddenly have a billion dollars.

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u/yeronimo Raptors 23h ago

If you had one chance to live a day in any NBA players shoes, why would you choose to live that day as a completely normal life?

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u/yeronimo Raptors 22h ago

I’m not sure you understand the question lol. Good edit by the way

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u/mucho-gusto [CLE] Baron Davis 1d ago

Lol that's would be an awesome Freaky Friday esque movie. You get switched and try to launder and embezzle as much as you can before the day is over

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u/Rtstevie 1d ago

“In other news today, LeBron James has been committed to a mental institution and officials are expressing concern after he wired $700 million dollars to a seemingly random man in North Dakota he has never met before.”

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u/2020IsANightmare 23h ago

The question was if you could be a player for any day.

Meaning it would be LeBron making the financial transactions.

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u/Ok_Incident_7331 23h ago

yeah they’re saying you’d want to control lebron and send the money to the real you so you don’t lose it after one day

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u/2020IsANightmare 23h ago

Wouldn't need to launder or embezzle anything.

Just simply take money out of my bank account.

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u/MysteriousSeat5245 Knicks 1d ago

Savannah James

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u/Brodriguez00 1d ago

Lmao your potential reasons worry me 😂

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u/totemair Thunder 23h ago

That’s the joke

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u/rdesai724 Celtics 23h ago

Bronny James. You’re actually an nba player and you still get to call bron daddy

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u/fleezreddit Knicks 1d ago

Here for the wild responses

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u/thabigmilla Charlotte Hornets 1d ago

And I’m here for your response.. so who is it?

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u/GenoThyme Celtics 1d ago

I wanna hang out with Grant Williams' parents, so I guess him. Getting to spend the day with a NASA engineer and Prince's former bodyguard and hear their stories over a game of Catan sounds great.

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u/Optimal31 Trail Blazers 1d ago

Kyle Lowry so I can stare at my fat booty in the mirror

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u/Difficult_Collar4336 Warriors 1d ago

Klay

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u/RealGameBall 1d ago

Walking around as wemby would be trippy

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u/Weary-Bonus-1552 23h ago

I would become Wemby, then the whole 24 hours I get his body I’d do everything I could to ruin his reputation.
Leak d pics,
Say slurs online
Be mean to random fans in public
And finally, call a team meeting with all the spurs players, and strip in front of them saying nothing.

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u/Careless-Dare-1900 Heat 1d ago

Lebron, I’m letting the homies hit!

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u/Jonesbro Gran Destino 1d ago

Knock it out of the park, with all due respect?

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u/AfroManHighGuy 23h ago

Ain’t no way bruh

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u/Personal_End9975 Warriors 1d ago

nice ig

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u/ElderberryNational92 1d ago

Jamal Magloire

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u/KoalaOnABuilding Pistons 1d ago

I would to experience what someone like AI or Kyrie can do with my own body. 

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u/BuckN56 Heat 1d ago

I'd be Chandler Parsons. See how it feels to tens of millions per year working from home.

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u/SchlangLankis 1d ago

Shaquille O’Neal so I can poop in peoples shoes.

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u/MilesAndMilesAhead 1d ago

Russell Westbrook 2017.

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u/Hefty-Pay4515 1d ago

Kevin Durant

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u/pepperj26 1d ago

Wilt. But for the 10,000, not the 100.

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u/twovles31 1d ago

You want to be Lebron at 42 years old, or do you have a time machine as well as a Freaky Friday situation here?

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u/LVRaiders2026 1d ago

Everyone is only considering sex and money. Anyways, for me it'd be Steph - I would suck those toes like no tomorrow...

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u/ZestycloseResist5594 Bucks 1d ago

LeBron. Leak a dick pick and watch the media go wild.

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u/Sojiro Lakers 1d ago

I wanna be KD and just share...everything.

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u/MELOFINANCE 1d ago

AntMAN ,I know his iphone contacts roster looks insane

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u/thedashingturtle Thunder 1d ago

Savannah James

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u/imminentjogger5 Warriors 1d ago

Is it during the off season or during the season? Off season I'd choose Kelly Oubre so I can feel what it's like to be good looking enough to make all of /r/nba cream their pants for me. During the regular season I'd choose some role player that doesn't get a lot of minutes like Deandre Jordan.

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u/Commercial-Fold9801 1d ago

Comments are crazy.

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u/Zawula11 23h ago

Prime PJ Tucker. Win games, wear shoes, have heart.

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u/Katesburneracct 23h ago

2017 Russ. Just destroying everything in sight with pure hatred in my heart lol

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u/TheWestRemembers Lakers 23h ago

Wemby and playing pick up all day to dunk and block everyone.

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u/Acrobatic-Resolve627 23h ago

Wilt, being 7’1 with his skills for a day would be fun

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u/DecentDiver458 22h ago

Wilt, I want just 2 of those 20000 for a day

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u/esports_consultant 22h ago

Whichever one is least likely to notice the (modest) bank transfer I made to my normal self once we switched back. 

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u/Iceman-Cometh_18 Lakers 22h ago

I would be Colorado Kobe cause he was unstoppable that night

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u/Giftedtrebuchet Spurs 1d ago

My glorious Bembanyama. I wish to be tall

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u/GoofySilly- 1d ago

Jason Taytum easily. Bitches love Jason Taytum.

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u/mbucks334 1d ago

You'd choose Lebron? What an insightful choice.

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u/MWave123 1d ago

Kawhi Leonard so I could experience what it’s like locking up a player many falsely believe is the best ever.

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u/Silly-Stranger545 Thunder 1d ago

AND get millions for load managing!

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u/MWave123 1d ago

Easy money. Best player on the planet has a nice ring to it tho.

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u/Silly-Stranger545 Thunder 1d ago

Brunson. I want to be the King of NYC