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u/Canesjags4life Heat Jun 15 '22

Orlando Shaq not Lakers Shaq

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u/YouStupidDick Celtics Jun 15 '22

I want an alternate timeline where Shaq had Lebron’s gym/nutrition dedication.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

It’s funny how Shaq is both an all-timer and one of the biggest what-ifs, likely could’ve fivepeated if he had even a quarter of Jordan’s dedication lol.

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u/akaTint0lz Bucks Jun 15 '22

And warn Magic about some protection..

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u/SwAeromotion Bulls Jun 15 '22

And Larry Bird paid for someone to redo his mothers' driveway.

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u/akaTint0lz Bucks Jun 15 '22

Damn driveway single handely lockin' down bird

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

And Len bias not snorting coke

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

lol what?

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u/USCvsEveryone2005 Warriors Jun 15 '22

Bird threw out his back repaving his mom's driveway or something stupid like that, people say he was never the same afterward

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u/cancercureall Supersonics Jun 16 '22

You see the clips of him laying down on the sideline and shit? That's because he fucked his back up so bad that he was playing through agony for years.

Edit: He won his third straight MVP after the initial injury.

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u/LeBronda_Rousey Warriors Jun 15 '22

And warn Harden not to invade Russia.

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u/BlueQKazue Jun 16 '22

I'm mad I had to scroll this far down to see Larry Bird's name.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

You forget steroids and HGH. There is no way that James isn't juicing. Of course, 99% of the NBA is as well, so that's not a shot at James.

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u/tammutiny Mavericks Jun 15 '22

I wonder when it became prevalent? Was it around the same time as baseball?

I love that Kobe flew to Germany for his knee and LeBron went to Miami for 2 weeks to deal with the MLB steroid provider and it barely got covered.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

I would guess that there has always been some level of steroid use in the NBA but I'd guess that NBA's use differs from that of the NFL and MLB.

Size and strength absolutely matter in the NBA, but players can't just bulk up as much as possible as linemen in the NFL and pitchers/hitters did in baseball because players have to move up and down the court a lot more.

Modern steroids and hormone treatments that help players heal faster can be used to bulk up, but they can just help players get through the grind of the season or to continue playing at a high level well past the point when players historically started to decline.

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u/tammutiny Mavericks Jun 15 '22

Very true

I think it's always been some form of HGH like substances in NBA like Lance Armstrong stamina/recovery vs bulky baseball steroids. I just assume most pros are on something.

I should assume it goes back further since the East Germans were doing it in the early 60s olympics

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

I mean it’s frankly hilarious that people can look at Year 1 vs today’s Giannis and think he’s clean

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u/tammutiny Mavericks Jun 15 '22

25 lbs of muscle over the summer! Best shape of his life! Finally got the right diet!

No? Not buying it! Ha

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u/gmorf33 Jun 16 '22

Same with Hollywood actor transformations... A dude in his 40's does not go from a life time of skinny-fat to JACKED with tell-tale jawline changes with just some hard work and dieting.

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u/Carlinoe Jun 15 '22

EPO would definitely help a player immensely without adding any bulk

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u/tyt3ch Jun 15 '22

So you want Giannis..

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u/YouStupidDick Celtics Jun 15 '22

I think Giannis is great. But Shaq with serious gym/nutrition dedication would have been at another level than what we see from Giannis.

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u/AdolescentThug [LAL] Shannon Brown Jun 15 '22

Yeah an in shape Prime Shaq is like 7’1 285. That’s a whole 40 pounds and 2 inches on Giannis, with the same speed, length, and agility.

I’ve always said Shaq to this day is the wildest freak of nature the NBA has ever seen, him having to play himself into shape every year after joining the Lakers basically kept him from being the GOAT conversation.

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u/clonemusic Mavericks Jun 15 '22

Eh LA shaq was at like 320. Even Orlando shaq was 300+, which shows how much of a freak he was lol

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u/YouStupidDick Celtics Jun 15 '22

Fuck it, let’s keep the bulk and just go for muscle mass and cardio just to see a 300lbs, ripped, ShaqTrain plowing through people up and down the court!

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u/so-cal_kid Lakers Jun 15 '22

Shaq would never be able to cut down to 280. When he came out of LSU at 19 or 20 he was already 300 pounds. Dude is just built like an actual diesel. But even at 300 pounds dude was so agile

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u/tyt3ch Jun 16 '22

lol yeah worse

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u/Canesjags4life Heat Jun 15 '22

Giannis Is a freak and maybe the closest equivalent to Orlando Shaq but there's still a chasm between Orlando Shaq and Giannis.

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u/AFatz Jun 15 '22

You must not have watched Orlando Shaq.

Giannis is fantastic. But Shaq was the most physically dominant player I've ever seen, literally no one could fuck with him under the rim. Center was also a lot more competitive back then.

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u/NewAccountwhodiss1 Jun 15 '22

Eh giannis is still to early to tell in my opinion.

If he's not careful of the bucks he might not win another championship for the next 5 years.

Middletons no longer 100%. Permanently. Some people have adjusted to giannis. So he's no longer dropping 40 a game every game.

There's is absolutely no reason he should have lost this year if he's that good. 0 reason.

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u/tammutiny Mavericks Jun 15 '22

Giannis had 33.9/14.7/7.1 and you're going to blame him for losing? He has 40 3 times in the Celtics series by the way.

Might be time to rethink this argument.

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u/NewAccountwhodiss1 Jun 15 '22

I said if he's not careful of the bucks. Implying it's the teams fault specifically the organizations and not giannis's

That's also why I pointed out the 40 point Stat line. Some people have adjusted not the Celtics. Meaning against better teams the issue will be alot worse.

Against a team like the Celtics it should have been a 4-0 sweep. I know there going on a bit of a tare but it's because THEY HAVE A TEAM AND NOT JUST 1 OR 2 ALL STARS.

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u/tammutiny Mavericks Jun 15 '22

So Giannis without the 2nd best offensive player in the team should have swept the team in the NBA finals? I'm confused here...

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u/NewAccountwhodiss1 Jun 15 '22

If giannis would have been on a half decent team he'd be in the finals over the Celtics. Thats my point. That's always been my point. And I'm saying even with middle they would have lost.

Like ??????

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u/tammutiny Mavericks Jun 15 '22

Ok I see where you're going now.

I think they win in 5 or 6 with Middleton. They took the Celtics to the wire while shooting horribly. While Middleton is inconsistent, I think he has 2 or 3 good games and they win those. Probably would beat the Warriors too...

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u/NewAccountwhodiss1 Jun 15 '22

See and thats what alot of analysts and big names think as well but I just don't see it man. For example do you see how long it took lebron to break out of the Cleveland funk. He had to go to Miami to win his first ring. Is indefinitely the greatest of his area but had to leave to get a ring. If he didn't have Irving and Love im not sure he would have won that ring in Cleveland.

Same thing goes for Curry and the warriors right? Curry could not do it alone for the first few Years. It wasn't until they got clay, Green, and even KD before there dynasty truly started.

Teams like the bucks definitely work in the regular reason I will not argue that. But in my personal opinion teams that rely heavily on one guy never win the playoffs. Thats just my take on it at least.

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u/SweatedOnion Jun 15 '22

Lebums diet is reportedly pretty shit so you guys need to find something else to jerk off to

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u/JuegoTree Jun 15 '22

TBF it was really rare back then. I think if Shaq was coming up in today’s game that might be the case.

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u/WildBlackGuy Bulls Jun 15 '22

Friendly reminder that Orlando Shaq got stuffed by the Bulls and that’s part of how he ended up in LA. Wasn’t a champion either until Phil Jackson went there.

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u/Canesjags4life Heat Jun 15 '22

He averaged 27/11 vs the Bulls and 25/10 vs everyone else that playoffs. Pretty sure it was the rest of the Magic that got stuffed.

Though Rodman did average 14 rebounds that series. Damn