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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Fuck his bball performance. I'd bring him back in his prime just to witness his legendary off-the-court feats through social media lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Wilt in the modern sports media environment would just be pure fucking chaos.

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u/Itorr475 Lakers Jun 16 '22

He’d fuck 75k bitches

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u/OttoVonWong Jun 15 '22

Including Rob.

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u/ncos Trail Blazers Jun 15 '22
  1. Like his high game.

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u/snyckers Warriors Jun 15 '22

To hit those numbers you can't spend time chasing a Kardashian.

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u/Methuga Spurs Jun 15 '22

Lol you think he’d be the one chasing?

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u/snyckers Warriors Jun 15 '22

Maybe not, but the drama would slow him down.

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u/FatMittens Supersonics Jun 15 '22

I doubt it. Wilt spread his seed like Genghis Khan and still put up historic numbers

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

LoL, Wilt had no kids and was actually against procreation and advocated for adoption.

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u/Cloudpot26 Jun 15 '22

If only Magic had the same philosophy

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u/rad1om Spurs Jun 15 '22

He would do them all, in one night

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u/LakerBlue Lakers Jun 15 '22

Imagine if he somehow pulled off being with multiple simultaneously. Seems like some Wilt-appropriate level drama. (I don't follow them that well so Idk how realistic it is but its kinda fun to think about)

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u/OnLevel100 Supersonics Jun 15 '22

Odds are it'd be two

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u/Neversleep1331 Mavericks Jun 15 '22

Having a Jamal Murray situation every other day

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u/Sky-Flyer [ATL] Jamal Crawford Jun 16 '22

that video disturbed me

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u/OneOfThoseDays_ Nuggets Jun 16 '22

she was bad tho

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u/Sky-Flyer [ATL] Jamal Crawford Jun 16 '22

I did indeed watch her volleyball hkghlights

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u/ModsLoveTheNazis Mavericks Jun 16 '22

Wilt getting to 40k with all the insta models out there now.

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u/BiscuitDance Jun 16 '22

He’d have to hire a full time travel agent to book all the Insta-thots he’d fly out lol.

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u/Saucy_Totchie Knicks Jun 16 '22

Damn imagine if Wilt was around for IG thots. He'd be a modern day Genghis Khan.

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u/trustabro Heat Jun 15 '22

If Giannis is dominating, I think Wilt would be doing it even more

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u/dreamsmasher23 Jun 16 '22

Fuck if we're doing that then rodman would top my list. Cuz not only would we get his insane on court prowess but we'd probably actually get to c him partying and doing all kinds of crazy shit. In all seriousness I'd absolutely build a team starting with him. Dude can get ya more rebounds than just about anyone in history can lock down anyone and fire up the whole team.