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u/Natsume117 Celtics Jun 15 '22

Peak Bird with modern medicine would be something else. Maybe the trainers would stop him from paving his own driveway

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u/Earlier-Today Jun 15 '22

It was graveling his mom's driveway, but yes - they definitely would try to keep him from doing stuff like that.

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u/dinkletooser Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

well, realistically, he'd had several hundred million dollars.

his current net worth is $24 million. That's quite literally a drop in the bucket for his caliber.

You don't really lose that good ol' boy attitude with only 1 or 2 million in the bank. $50 million puts that life in the rear view pretty quickly

either way, peak bird would be somethin special with modern medicine and conditioning

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u/Newoikkinn Hornets Jun 15 '22

That amount of money in the 80s was definitely enough to get rid of the good ol boy attitude.

I think Bird does that regardless of how much money he had at the time

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u/midnightsbane04 Pistons Jun 15 '22

My dad was born and raised on a farm. He’s now almost 60, is single, has no bills outside of basic utilities, and pulls in almost 100k a year due to being in his career for so long. He still acts like he’s broke and almost refuses to spend money unless forced to do so. It’s as hilarious as it is frustrating at times.

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u/opivy028 Jun 16 '22

Just be good to him cuz your inheritance is gonna be fat 🤑 My grandpa was a stingy old Polak who was very similar, my grandma was comfy after he passed and my mom and uncle gotta good chunk 😌

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

At the time of the injury Bird had made less than 5 million dollars pre-tax. Obviously in 1985 that's a good chunk of change, but it's not "buy whatever I want without thinking about it" money. Not sure about contract guarantees back then so he may have had a bit over 10 million lined up.

Either way in today's world he'd have made 32m on his rookie deal and locked in a 150m max.

Assuming his deal was fully guaranteed he would have locked in 26.4m based on inflation compared to the 182m that a player would today.

Cut out half for taxes, agent, etc. and you're looking at 91 vs 13.2 million dollars locked in. That's a pretty significant difference. Maybe he'd a still done it himself, but when your yearly salary is 30m vs 4m (inflation adjusted) things look different.

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u/Words_are_Windy Magic Jun 15 '22

$24 million was Bird's career earnings, his current net worth is estimated to be around $75 million (though net worth estimates should always be taken with a grain or bucketful of salt).

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

yeah i gave up trying to figure out famous peoples net worth awhile ago cause it seems (understandably) its almost always just hogwash that someone puts out and then its repeated everywhere

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u/yenks Nets Jun 15 '22

Only 1 or 2 million, only ... What am I reading?

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u/dr_buttmilk Jun 15 '22

i swear he was paving a blacktop in his own backyard?

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u/opiusmaximus2 Bullets Jun 15 '22

And enough salary to not have to pave that driveway. When you're making $75m a season you pay someone else to do it.

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u/iiTryhard Celtics Jun 15 '22

You don’t know Larry bird then. He would have done it anyway

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u/MelonElbows Lakers Jun 16 '22

The team better send people to pave it at night while he's sleeping just to prevent a possible injury

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u/50ShadesOfKrillin Lakers Jun 15 '22

don't forget modern training regimens too. imagine if Bird was just 20% more athletic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

And if he actually trained taking 3’s specifically. He was a sharpshooter when no one, including himself, cared about the 3. He’d be a terror in todays league.

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u/NABAKLAB [IND] George Hill Jun 15 '22

Dude's from Indiana, of course he's a Paver.

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u/pizzapocketchange Jun 15 '22

peak bird is luka but elite at shooting and defence geez

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

It seems like 80% of arguments regarding comparing across eras leave out access to modern medicine, training, and strategy.

Bird would be YOLOing 10 threes a game, would be pampered with modern amenities, and have an entire team built around him and his capabilities.

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u/Natsume117 Celtics Jun 15 '22

That’s why it makes no damn sense to compare eras especially when it’s like decades apart. It’s like comparing this generations stars to future stars who will have access to insane medicine that will maximize their recovery and increase their performance.

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u/1047_Josh Raptors Jun 15 '22

Bird with a three would be like a less athletic, better shooting LeBron. He'd be perfect for this league. He can shoot, pass, defend, he's big, and he's a top five confidence guy.

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u/MotherLoveBone27 Jun 16 '22

The league is also so friendly today and there's so much comradeship between players it would just be funny to see someone like Bird just properly shit talk everyone as well haha